“No” is too active; I’d rather be the party of “meh.”
“I got this great idea for government that can end poverty and make us a utopia!”
“Meh.”
Eyjafjallajokull is a glacier? Thought someone just fell asleep on his keyboard.
If your language comes up with a spelling like “Eyjafjallajokull”, you need to admit you have a problem. No excuse for that.
If you can’t understand how anyone could disagree with you and lots of people do, that’s good evidence you’re stupid.
Do you think the internet will be around thousands of years from now? Like will you be able to spelunk through it for ancient websites? “It’s hamsters dancing… this must have meant something to primitive websurfers.”
The Boise State University’s blue turf is made by fertilizing the grass with ground up smurfs. Groundskeeper Gargamel does a good job.
Tea Parties are just part of the inevitable political pendulum, but the left seem to want to exacerbate it into something much more.
My dog is horrible at knock knock jokes because her normal response to a knock at the door is to bark all crazy.
It would be hard for much political violence to arise with all the media outlets we have these days. Everyone has a voice.
Australia has notorious gangland killers? Do they ride kangaroos and throw boomerangs?
Though the Australian version of a knife may beat what we call a knife, I bet we beat them on notorious gangland killers.
America has no one comparable to the Toecutter and Bubba Zanetti.
I’m indifferent to the “party of meh”
Cundalini wants his hand back!
I’d rather be the party of “get off my planet.”
LOL @ Australian gangs and why has noone ever done a joke about Australian cavalry riding kangaroos and throwing boomerangs.
RT:
-If you ever look closely at the large majority of left wing protests you will see all neat and tidy professional pre made T-shirts and/or signs. Now the Tea party of Grandmas with crayola markers, carpal tunnel, and $.75 walmart posterboard. Yea they are the real Astro-turf! … Liberals have gone off the deep end and show no signs they are aware or care what reality is when it is about destroying anyone in the way of their Utopia.
-This stupid cultural clash is exactly what we deserve for abandoning constitutional federalism. The Federal Government is meant to be the Umpire between the states not the Empire over the states. When civil war next breaks out remember if either party while in power had been willing to turn it back over to the states it all would have been avoided.
-For a libertarian the Bush years were like a prostate exam, Obamas rule has been more like a prison ass raping. We get ever closer to the time when only the second amendment will get them up out of our asses.
-Teleprompters are the first model of the American Dalek invasion force.
-Mind if I re-post my #33 from “Robots” I was particularly proud of it and it spent forever in moderation?
“Though the Australian version of a knife may beat what we call a knife, I bet we beat them on notorious gangland killers.”
That we do. We’ve got the world market cornered on notorious gangland killers. We’re No. 1, baby!
Yes, the Australian version of a knife does beat what we call a knife, but we ‘Mericans have a habit of bringing our guns and machine gun toting notorious gangland killers to a knife fight, so the Australians haven’t really been able to capitalize on their superior knives. And bullets tend to be much faster than them dang boomer-rangs, or whatever they call those things, so usually you can pump 5 or 6 shots into the guy who threw it while he’s waiting for the boomer-rang to hit you. And since the boomer-rangs take the long way to get to you, you can usually be outta there before it hits ‘ya.
Personally, I think Autralians should stick to kangaroos and hanging around the outback and leave the killing to the professionals. Like us!
Johnny the Boy was a liberal.
“Tea Parties are just part of the inevitable political pendulum, but the left seem to want to exacerbate it into something much more.”
In keeping with the Australian theme of this thread, I’d like to see the political pendulum exacerbated into a “throw another Progressive on the barbie” kind of thing. I hear they taste just like chicken with BBQ sauce! Then the Australians can use those great knives of theirs to make us a Liberal Steak Sandwitch, or how about a nice “Lib-Ka-Bob?”
Proud Infidel,
Actually, I hear Liberals taste like tofu, the smell is unbearable, and once you trim off all the disgusting parts there’s nothing left to eat.
I’d be afraid of a lib-ka-bob trown on the barbie. Who klnows what diseases you could catch?
Shiggz got the teleprompter/Dalek connection correct. Obama/Daleks…Obey !! Obey !!
I like the word Eyjafjallajokull, I think it has a lot of potential for usage in the English language. Like….Eyjafjallajokull you, you Eyjafjallajokulling bastard! Or…stick it up your Eyjafjallajokull! Or…man I’d sure like to Eyjafjallajokull her. Or…as a taxpayer I know the government has totaly Eyjafjallajokulled me. Or…oh, man I’m really Eyjafjallajokulled now. Well, you get the picture, so see if you can’t find a way to use this colorful new word in your daily speech won’t you?
That was just Eyjafjallajokullastic, zzyzx.
“Eyjafjallajokull is supercallifragilisticexpiallidocious!”— Mr. Mxyzpltk
Eyjafjallajokull is a big Biden deal!
Given the parameters that Frank set, everyone is stupid.
Don’t know much about hamsters dancing, but it’s nice to know that NextTag.com, and BestPrice.com promice I can find the best prices on them.
Dancing Hamsters, sounds like a ghey porcine mafia.
BSU’s blue turf proves that EEEVIL corporate entities are commiting genocide against the Na’vi.
Austalia has notorious gangland killers? How notorious could they be if no one has ever heard of them?
Australia’s notorious gangland killer beaten to death in prison. Guess he was convicted by a kangaroo court.