Actual line from AZ bill: “Anyone in this state without a long form birth certificate will be deported to Kenya.”
Actual line from AZ bill: “Police can’t ask for your papers without cause with a fake German accent.”
Aww. They took Obama’s National Security Adviser off stage before he could tell us why bagels have holes.
Palestinians? More like “Enemy-estinians”!
I really hate it when people mistake common genius for my super, extra double genius.
I’m really looking forward to an opportunity to use the phrase “moral turpitude” in casual conversation.
Hmm. And I should also try to find out what other kinds of turpitudes are out there other than the moral kind.
Ross Douthat seems like an intellectual and also seems smart.
Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear masks? Are they secretly Teenage Mutant Accountant Turtles by day?
“Are these the giant mutant turtles that attacked you?” “I don’t know. They were wearing masks. Plus they all look alike. Is that racist?”
My right nut says left nut says it is racist while my right nut disagrees. Ill have to let my taint decide.
Dear god , use the preview button. Huffing smurfs is no longer smart in the morning.
I love the phrase “moral turpitude” and use it in conversations everyday. I also love “come to think of it”. The real challenge is using “moral turpitude”, “come to think of it” and another of my favorite phrases “robot space lasers” in the same sentence.
Come to think of it, since hippies are full of moral turpitude, I think we should destroy them all with robot space lasers. I guess that wasn’t that hard.
Of course, that usually results in people walking away shaking their head and muttering stuff like “you need some serious help man”, which happens to be another one on my favorite phrases
What other kinds of turpitudes are out there?
Frank, you don’t wanna know. Stick to engineering and optimism.
Moral turpitude is bad. Is immoral turpitude good?
Turtle racist !!!!
Arizona StateTroopers will scour the landscape seeking masked illegal turtles. And use a German accent to do it.
Frank has super duper double secret ultra plus genius !!!!
Maybe Obama’s Nat’l Security Adviser was stopped in
Arizona, and had a faked Palestinian passport.
I may not be a super double genius, but didn’t you just use moral turpitude in casual conversation?
I keep a can of moral turpitude in the garage. It’s really useful for cleaning moral paint brushes.
We taught our 4th grader the word “pugnacious” yesterday and used it in sentences throughout the evening… Tonight we’ll introduce “turpitude”… “The moral turpitude of the smelly hippie brought out the pugnacious side of my father, so he punched the hippie in his ugly hippie face.” Sweet… Truly enlightening AND educational.
On punching hippies and teh interweb: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=110331688992291&v=wall
“I really hate it when people mistake common genius for my super, extra double genius.”
Clearly the answer is to post a bumper sticker on the back of your car pointing out that you were an honor student at whatever elementary school you went to.
Moral turpitude…… immoral turpitude?……. amoral turpitude? Can you have turpitudes? Can you be turpiditous? Can you live in turpidity? ……. I’m gonna have to leave that to better men than me…
I’ll give you a dollar if you can follow “moral turpitude” with “Aluminum Siding”.
Glee = Choral Twerpitude
BigRichardSmall,
The moral turpitude of anyone who would install aluminum siding on their home should be obvious to everyone. You didn’t say it had to make sense.
OK, were’s my dollar? Make it four quarters, I need them for the toll home.
It’s a good thing you’re not just a super genius. See Wile Coyote, Super Genius:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STeVTzWelns
That’s a good ‘un. Have you trademarked it? May I use it and its cousin “Enemy-estan”?
BigRichardSmall asked me to use the phrase “moral turpitude Aluminum Siding” in a sentence.
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That tin man’s business practices are so questionable that they’ve started calling him “moral turpitude aluminum siding man.”
I fully admit that both are weak, but come to think of it, so are some of my posts.
Actually, Burmashave, you use of moral turpitude and aluminum siding in a sentence made a hell of lot more sense than what I posted. Then again, 99% of the posts here make more sense then mine, which should be of some concern to me, I guess. 🙂
Stealing your neighbor’s flowers is floral turpitude.
Monica Lewinski practices oral turpitude.
Brando’s awful portrayal of Superman’s father is Jor-El turpitude.
I have “moral turpentine”
I have always said having two cultures in America has worked out so well (there hasn’t been a civil war for sometime) we should totally add a third culture in the mix. That will definitely work out well for everyone.
So what is so wrong with the Mexican govt that people will do anything to leave it? Oh yea it is retarded broke dysfunctional leftist. To understand S. America imagine that here in America the British ancestors and the Native American ancestors were both about 1/3 of the population and another 1/3 was mixed. Now imagine if it there was a rigid and violently enforced race/class/neighborhood based hierarchy.
-Do liberals not like profiling now because they loved it after prop 8. Scratch a far left liberal and find a fascist..
-The lefts agenda is one long row of Trojan horses. Everyone knows this (including the Lefts own leaders) except the well meaning rank and file of the left.
-Amazing how during an election 8/10 politicians run as conservatives. Which is oddly inverse of the actual number who actually vote conservative once they arrive in DC. How much can we blame conservative democrats for not voting for he right wing non-conservative RINOs? Pro-foreign war, pro-outsourcing, and pro-amnesty is not exactly a big seller with Blue Collar Conservative Democrats.
I still can not help but wonder what if we joined with the blue collar unions. We have mostly left them alone in their Union enclaves for decades and the Republicans have never fired any government workers in my lifetime. It is like we turn all those votes against us but get nothing for it.
Didja know that Mexico has very strict immigration laws? Racists!
You use obfuscation to hide your moral turpitude, which means you are smarter than Obama, who likes only Young people, African-Americans, Latinos, and women. The guy can’t even hide his distaste for White Men.
* he like them Arabs too, they always vote dictator.
Proud Infidel, You have to use it in a casual conversation. Either way I’ll pay you. Do you take an out of state- two party check?