I think a good way for Muslims to improve their image would be to use “Muslim” as an all purpose word the same way Smurfs use “Smurf”.
The Chevy Volt can go pretty fast and quite a long distance if you use a good tow truck.
The world will have full religious tolerance when I can open my bacon-themed amusement park in Saudi Arabia.
So does a dog understand it’s going somewhere in a car or does it think we just live a while in a tiny house and then the world changes?
FOX’s first question for Gibbs from the front row: “How’d you like me to bust your head with a pipe, fatty?”
Anyone else see the irony in shunning all Christians because you think they’re too judgmental?
I hate anyone who doesn’t hate haters.
A baby born in the US gets to be a US citizen. If the parents aren’t citizens, the government gets the baby to raise as a super soldier.
I have a great line for when SarahK is ready to give birth: “Let’s make this INfant an OUTfant!”
Saw a bumper sticker: “I’m a liberal; and it’s OK if you’re not.” Kinda like that.
““How’d you like me to bust your head with a pipe, fatty?””
Dammit. A fine brown mist has formed in front of me, coating my 24″ monitor.
-Silly rabbit religious tolerance is for Christians to give not to receive. At least that is how it has worked.
-Obamas white marxist mother left his Kenyan father because she was trying to get out of the western world but his father was trying to get in.
Talk about a timely story. I will bet that is the story of most liberal white women who have dated an immigrant.
-In 2008 When McCain was asked how many houses he owned, He should have responded: “Less then John Kerry! What did he say when you asked him the same question?”
-New product:
Bush Creme its like Obama snake oil only instead of promising to heal anything it touches for 10 minutes and then gives it leprosy, on the other hand Bush Creme will make anything you rub it on not your fault.
I HATE hate! But I often wonder, is that a Hate crime?
Shot down, imprisioned, broken, beaten Bush, used by Soros, conspired with Ted Kennedy, beat up by Obama, cheated by destiny! Surely anyone could win in 2012.
John McCain for President again – Maybe this time we will win
shiggz, “Bush Creme” ?? … is that for women or men? It’s too early for this.
You can catch a fish and give it to a hungry disabled man in need that is called Christian charity.
Or you can setup a government regulation agency and then find a man who knows how to fish charge him two fish per day for his fishing license or tax or helping the needy call it whatever you want. Then keep one fish for yourself and give one fish to another man who promises to vote for you so the one fisherman can never out vote the two of you. That is called democratic socialism. It works very well until the fisherman decides to move our of your reach.
And that is why no matter what its supporters say or what they do socialism will either die and be purged from history or end ultimately end up as a worldwide power.
lol, I tried fragrance and spray etc.. none of them fit right except for cream.
OK? I’m just “OK”?. I guess you’re just freakin’ awesome ’cause you’re a big, magnanimous liberal who tolerates my existence because I’m “OK”. Gee it’s so awfully kind of you to grant me these words of praise – it’s all I live for.
rt I found them on facebook and everyday they have a lot of good stuff. Ludwig Von Mises Institute
http://mises.org/daily/4612
So with the Volt do you get a subscription to Queer and Driver or Hershey Highway and Track? You WILL have a rainbow on the back window etched into the glass by GM!
“I think a good way for Muslims to improve their image would be to use “Muslim” as an all purpose word the same way Smurfs use “Smurf”.”
An even better way is to stop being Muslims and convert to a less hostile religion. However, they must do it in secret ’cause then the other Muslims will want to kill them.
“The Chevy Volt can go pretty fast and quite a long distance if you use a good tow truck.”
I hear it can go even faster if you drop the Volt from an airplane at 30,000 feet.
“The world will have full religious tolerance when I can open my bacon-themed amusement park in Saudi Arabia.”
I’ll be looking to open an amusement park called “It’s better to hunt with Dick Chenney than ride with Ted Kennedy” right in Massachussetts when you get your theme park, which we can call Baconland, in Saudi Arabia. Mmmm, bacon…
If you think the Volt is bad just wait untill this ride hits the road. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY
“Let’s make this INfant an OUTfant!”
Got your baseball mitt on? Here’s the pitch!
So will the stickers of Calvin peeing on the Volt show him getting shocked?
“Saw a bumper sticker: “I’m a liberal; and it’s OK if you’re not.” Kinda like that.”
What? Not enough room on the bumper sticker to use communist?
Seriously, Frank, that’s one Muslimed-up suggestion.
Or, maybe not.
“The world will have full religious tolerance when I can open my bacon-themed amusement park in Saudi Arabia.”
It would be a lot more fun if some of the bacon spontaneously blew up as Muslims walked by, perhaps triggered by someone with a cell phone.
Hmmm…smurfy vs. muslimy.
I’m going to stick with the short blue dudes. Thanks anyway.
The Smurfs were the fanciful cartoon Utopian communist Navie of their time. That gargamel had a giant Jew nose and walked around trying to ruin their utopia is surprisingly missed by people.
I still could never say “I feel muslimy”.
Son of Bob has invented the perfect anti-Jihadi weapon, the IEB. (Improvised Explosive Bacon). %#*& the Geneva Convention, let’s get some!
“Saw a bumper sticker: “I’m a liberal; and it’s OK if you’re not.” Kinda like that.”
Frank, it’s a trap.