The left keep saying that all of the right’s talk about not liking taxes and big government is going to lead to violence or something, but then it seems like it’s just the left that’s been going crazy lately. Which makes sense. Why do people become violent? Often because they feel voiceless and powerless. Why would the right feel like that, though? They have people like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck constantly annoying liberals so they don’t feel voiceless, and they’re on their way to trounce the left in November, so there is no reason to feel powerless.
What about the left, though? They’re starting to feel voiceless as the MSM is losing influence and all their big lefty heroes like Olbermann have pathetic audiences compared to FOX News reruns. Also, all the issues the left has been doubling down on like the Arizona immigration law and the Ground Zero mosque has only increased the support for the other side, showing Americans are very actively not listening to the left. And how powerless the left must feel as they head for November. The election of Obama with a filibuster proof Senate and a huge majority in the House is the most power liberals will see in their lifetime, and they only got a couple things done which Americans are now itching to tear down. When you look at it that way, there is a huge risk of the left becoming even more unhinged and possibly violent.
The solution: Shove liberals into boxes marked “Do Not Open Until Christmas.” By then, most of the craziness will have passed. Also, now we’ll have a new gift for bad children other than lumps of precious precious coal.
Just make sure to put the liberals into the boxes gently so they don’t accuse us of being violent.
I cannot believe we wasted so much coal every Christmas.
Bless you, Frank, you innovative master!
But what happens when the solitude has made them even crazier, the kid opens the box and the now super crazed leftist bites the kid? Is the crazy transmitable through bite like rabies? And isn’t that how the virus in 28 Days Later started?
I think you’ve hit on a viable solution. I would however make one minor change in the wording on the boxes. I would drop the “until Christmas”. Bad children will have to get their gifts elsewhere, like maybe in all the vacated houses that the boxed up liberals left behind, although I am not sure if free pachouli and hemp blankets will give them that warm liberal free Christmassy feeling that we all crave..
You didn’t say it had to be THIS Christmas, did you? Or that we need to let them out if the kids are well-behaved? So, yeah, I’m on board!
If nothing else, the left has proven your fears of a squirrel uprising to be well-founded Frank. If you read the quote from the liberal freak that stormed the Discovery Channel, it’s pretty obvious who he was working for:
“Nothing is more important than saving … the Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels. The humans? The planet does not need humans.”
As you’re putting the Liberal Hippies in the boxes, punch them in the face(You’re doing them a kindness), and call them ‘filthy human'(a convenient truth).
Hmmmm, I think I have to disagree.
When today’s American left wants to get violent what are they gonna do? Spill their half-caff, half-soy carmel macchiato on you? Throw gigantic paper-mache’ heads at you? Call you “warmmonger”?
What’s to fear in that? They worst they can do these days is tie up traffic.
Now, if the right ever did decide to get violent, well, things could get interesting pretty quickly.
…And the worst part (for the left) is the cops shot Lee so soon after the incident started that he never even got a chance to smash one single plate glass window much less get Discovery to change it’s programming.
We should ship the Christmas boxes of liberals overseas to needy children. In leper camps.
Or to help out the now room temperature enviro weenie it could be animal children. Hungry lion/tiger type animal children. nom nom
By her way, over at the libbie blogs they are claiming the Discovery channel nut was a TeaP arty member due to his mention of illegal aliens. The Algore movie and the manifesto is just a Bushcheneyhaliburton plant. Really.
Frank, we’ll need appliance boxes for the really friggin’ big and heavy liberals. Also, I think it would be a nice touch if we wrapped them in shipper’s plastic and added deodorant. That way, they’ll stay fresh.
Clamshell pack all liberals. In one big clamshell package or individually. Ladies’ choice.
Anyway, the more deaf and irrelevant the MFM becomes, the louder the voices in liberals’ heads get. And those voices really enjoy squirrels juggling knives.
I’m all for shoving liberals, but I’d shove them off of bridges, cliffs, or tall buildings.
With or without air holes?
I sure am glad liberals tend to prefer the “soft” sciences like sociology or psychology. We don’t need to worry about any libtard inventing a robot dinosaur with rocket launchers. They just hold discussion groups and talk about feelings while we go out and mechanically kick butt.
We should not fear something we are prepared for. People who fear violence are not prepared for the inevitable.
Besides, violence is in our blood.
Jimmy, liberals are terrified of deodorant — racist.
Put liberals in a box, and take up archery.
Put liberals in a box and forget where we put the box.
Put liberals in a box and ship the box to the melting polar ice caps. discovery can film the cardboard soaking through and the polar bears finding food.
Remember that teacher that shot up her colleagues because she was passed over for tenure Amy Bishop?
It followed the standard pattern the media reported it up and down and tried to paint it as “right wing violence” once the truth came out she was pure leftist the story disappeared.
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=392617&page=1
The month before the shooting a student posted how much she “loved Dr Bishops class and how pretty she thought she was and oh yea she is a serious Socialist if you talk to her about things after class.” The particular post seems to have been removed recently… guess I linked to it too many times.
Just like in 1984 every good leftists has to do their part to help rewrite history.
Have you ever wanted to see leftists ignorant BS ranting dismantled into a fine powder?
http://www.victorhanson.com/articles/hanson031310.html
“The solution: Shove liberals into boxes marked “Do Not Open Until Christmas.””
As an added bonus, you could send the box to the Obamas, since they don’t celebrate Christmas.
300,000 people on the Mall and where was the violence? One crazy zealot at the Discovery Channel- one person dead, several people traumatized. We all know who the violent people are and they don’t cling to God, guns and the constitution.
Just sayin’
I nominate this for best post ever….
To hell with the liberals. We have the most fear of violence from their ilk, for when a totalitarian regime takes power, it is always the common man who pays with his property and his life. When the KGB types have the monopoly on the legal use of force, individualists will lose as the gooberment zombies win. I would not be at all surprised to see my life ended by some jack-booted leftist thugs enforcing edicts from their evil leaders.
#20 – shiggz,
Good link!
I fear being stormed by jack-booted leftist thugs much less now than I did 6 months ago.
(Of course, that doesn’t mean I’m going to dismantle the booby-traps just yet. Just saying…)
Do not open ’til Winter Solstice.
As with any Christmas present, put it somewhere it won’t be found until Christmas. I suggest Mexico, or the surface of the sun.
I was just thinking that out of respect for the views of that liberal whacko at the Discovery Channel, the police marksman should have shot him with a
non-lead, certified environmentally friendly bullet. It would have shown genuine consideration and understanding.
We went to the range the other day and they have brand new targets. Zombies! We shot at the Zombie Clown (two of my least favorite kinds of people by the by). It was awesome. I am so much more interested in getting my own firearm.
That way I’ll be the one person in the room with a gun the next time one of Algore brain dead zealots decides to take hostages. Who would expect the mild mannered, dumpy grandmother of 6 to be packing heat (as they used to say on TV all of the time). I’ll take them by surprise. Duh duh da dum. (ominous 80″s cop music)
Number 20 shiggz, that link led to a very enlighting and informative post…thanx.
Americans need to wake up the fact that Beck is simply another opinion pushing charlatan who is a product of mormon cult theology and he mixes this with his personal make up as a dry alcoholic. And for the record, he is a Mormon and not a Christian. As someone with a graduate degree in religion, I can say with all qualifications that Mormonism fits all parameters of a cult and has none of the parameters of a religion. A cult is any group (regardless of its size) that interprets the doctrines of a religion in an unorthodox fashion. The problem here is the fact the most Christians do not understand the difference and they easily fall for the lies of Mormon missionaries when they come to one’s door. On Beck’s radio show and Fox Network program he consistent demonstrates all the unstable behaviors of a dry alcoholic which include grandiosity, judgmentalism, intolerance, impulsivity, ADD and indecisiveness. Alongside that reality, Glenn Beck does not possess a single ounce of journalistic integrity, has no college degree, has no qualifications and he is definitely not a true conservative. But then, what can anyone expect from someone who can’t find anything filthier than their own personal reflection. Since people like Beck cannot survive on the basis of any personal merits, they survive by putting others down with lies and half truths in order to feel good about themselves. The truth about Beck is that he a dry mormon alcoholic who never got the counseling required for alcoholics. To further complicate things and confuse people, Beck flippantly throws around Christian terms like “God”, “Jesus”,”Holy Spirit” as well as voices of other so called “Spirit Powers” on his radio talk show. Beck is a mormon in active standing with the mormon church and is not a Christian. Mormonism teaches many gods, that the god of the earth was once a man who attained godhood status, there is no trinity, the cross of Christ means nothing and that Jesus Christ and Satan were brothers. Because Beck does not possess a single ounce of journalistic integrity, he is the perfect abortion poster child for Fox Network. The people who love what Beck says are no different than the impressionable sheep who loved every speech made by Adolph Hitler in his early years when he brought Germany into an era of economic prosperity These same sheep also blindly followed Hitler into one of the darkest chapters of world history. Beck and the Fox Network both cater to the same lowest common denominator of demagoguery. Beck would not know the first thing about God as he is a mormon. Someone should ask him which of the many mormon gods he kept talking about during his argument with himself on Saturday on the square in DC. Like a typical dry alcoholic, Beck even lied on national television when he spoke about holding a document signed by George Washington. That event never took Place. Unfortunately, people who love being led around by the nose do not realize that Beck is talking about a different god than that of Christianity, Judaism or Islam and that he has been a product of mormonism cultism from the day he started doing a radio talk show as an opinion pusher. You don’t have to have a degree in psychology to see that he exhibits all the signs of a dry alcoholic. The only reason this unstable impressionable idiot fell into mormonism was because the woman he wanted to have sex with would not do so unless they got first got married and from that point, they joined the mormon cult. Glenn Beck is as big a charlatan as Joseph Smith or that 5th grade graduate (Charles T Russell) who started the Jehovah’s Witness cult. This is Glenn Beck in a very accurate and concise nutshell. Considering the fact that Becks personal views are extreme Marxist Libertarian, his form of patriotism is false and he is a person who has no real substance or depth. It will not surprise many of us when Beck’s next big thing is to come out of the closet and announce his homosexuality to the nation. Simply put…he is just another predatory neocon who is pushing the buttons of very ignorant & impressionable people who love being told what to think and believe. We live in a period of history where it has become very socially acceptable to be stupid and follow extremist idiots like Glenn Beck, Adolph Hitler, Sarah Palin, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh. Chicanery and lies are their middle names.