Random Thoughts

If Obama is not a Muslim, why does he keep lying about being a Muslim like we know all Muslims do?

Eh on “The Blaze.” Current headline is “Explicit Poetry GPS Phones Help Illegals”. I don’t even know how to parse that sentence. News sites need to scream something on the homepage to get me to click, not confound me.

If I ran a publishing company, my default rejection letter would be, “Your book is stupid and so are you.”

So has anyone tried dressing up as a cowboy pirate before, or can I copyright that?

The opinion is the Sarah Palin robocalls in Alaska had a big effect? I don’t know of any robocall that did anything other than make me mad.

Wait: There was that robocall from the police about break-ins in the area that motivated me to buy a $200 shotgun from Wal-Mart.

Do people like me for me or do they only like me for how incredibly awesome I am?

I was hoping the country wouldn’t be returning to 1930s depression conditions, but the resurgence of bed bugs isn’t encouraging.

18 Comments

  1. My mother used to say “Don’t let the bed bugs bite.” And I remember thinking, “There ARE such things? Where the heck to they come from??” Little did I know: Democrats. They suck the blood right out of ‘ya. Bloody bugs.

  2. So has anyone tried dressing up as a cowboy pirate before, or can I copyright that?

    You could try sexy cowboy pirate.

    Do people like me for me or do they only like me for how incredibly awesome I am?

    I refuse to answer this question until I can purchase a Nuke the Moon t-shirt.

    I was hoping the country wouldn’t be returning to 1930s depression conditions, but the resurgence of bed bugs isn’t encouraging.

    Don’t worry; the Dust Bowl shouldn’t hurt you in Idaho. However, according to some sources, bedbugs can cause a “general malaise”! Carter refuses to leave us alone! We must hunt him down and spray him with DDT.

    Random thought: I think liberals are discriminatory to plate glass windows.

    Random thought: Upper class twit English accents are much more trustworthy than the accent used by that Lie to Me guy.

  3. If I ran a publishing company, my default rejection letter would be, …

    “As you surely know, Margaret Mitchell received 38 rejection letters before a publisher finally accepted Gone with the Wind. I am confidant that, with your writing ability, you will best her record by a considerable margin and I am proud to contribute to your triumph.”

  4. Random thoughts:

    Gee Frank is awesome.

    That boy in the white house is such a pu**y, you would think he would dress like a cowboy pirate or something.

    I wish I could articulate lies as well as puppet boy in the white house can.

    If democrats hate windows, I think I will open a plate glass business.

  5. News sites need to scream something on the homepage to get me to click, not confound me.

    Well, there was that story about the female doctor who supposedly slid down a chimney in order to break into her ‘boyfriends’ house, and got stuck & died. (Right.) That story ruined Christmas for millions of kids.

  6. If being a Muslim is such a wonderful thing, why does the “president” go out of his way to deny it? If your alleged “father” (that you can only dream about) is one, so are you, that’s their rules so once again, he’s lying. If FDR’s highest poll numbers came from Japanese and German people, would he have been reelected 12 times? Did hating Germany back then count as being raaaaaaaacist like hating Japan? After all, they claimed to be the Aryan RACE…therefore RAAAACISTS!!!! Things are much easier now that we only have wars with….whatever race terrorists are.

    PS: only Jimmy Carter is allowed to call him “that boy in the white beige house”.

  7. If O-bah-muhh is not a Muslim, then he’s a ‘familiar’ to The Undead One, Osama.
    An axiom of academia is ‘Publish or Perish’. Frank J’s Publishing Co. would be known as The Terminator. “Hasta La Vista, Leftard.”
    When the giant Sarah Palin robots with the lasar guns call, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.
    Note to self: Invent a robocall destruction device and you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams.
    Here’s Frank J. practicing in front of the mirror: http://www.entertonement.com/clips/wgdxtcrbks–I'm-good-enough
    Bed Bugs: The Movie http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-bedbug-infestation-brings-life-to-movie-idea/

  8. Searches related to Aryan nation

    skinheads

    white supremacy

    white power

    hate groups

    national alliance

    black panthers<<<<<<<<<

    stormfront

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn't belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    cuz we all know blacks can't be racist la la

  9. I was hoping the country wouldn’t be returning to 1930s depression conditions

    Well too bad, cause Obama just took all of FDR’s retarded economic policies and doubled down on them. Predictably, they again managed to prolong the economic suffering and depress the country.

  10. did John F. Kerry admit he was Liberal?
    did Slick Willy admit he was Liberal?
    does John McCain he is a Liberal?
    NO! NO! and NO!

    In the case of Obama its not that he is a Muslim. Obama is an Obammunite. He really isn’t a prayer rug bowing to Mecca Mohammedan (or a muslim). Thee Obama’s religion is Obammunism. And like Mohammed thee Obama is the leader of his own religion or a new religion that is based upon his sacred teachings (hope, change, abortion, get whitey, ect..)

    Obammunism while similar to Mohammedanism (aka Islam) is not the same, it is much much worse!

  11. If Obama is not a Muslim, why does he keep lying about being a Muslim like we know all Muslims do?

    This reminds me of that conundrum where you’re in a room with 2 doors and a Muslim in front of each one. One of the doors leads to certain doom, while the other leads to safety. You can ask one question, but you know that one of the Muslims always lies, while the other always tells the truth. But really, both of them always lie, so you’re totally screwed.

    So has anyone tried dressing up as a cowboy pirate before, or can I copyright that?

    I think someone has taken it one further, although the artwork looks similar to yours: Ninja Pirate Cowboy Riding a Dinosaur

  12. Well, let’s see. A failed economy, massive unemployment and a corrupt government. An attempt at a Swine Flu epidemic supposed to wipe out millions, bed bugs, no space program…

    Obama is working hard to remake us into his homeland of Kenya.

  13. My favorite hate groups are the White ones like Skin Heads who hate Jooooooooooos but claim to be Bible Believers… Uhh…did anyone tell these dillweeds that Jesus was a Joooooooooooooo? I think they think he had blond hair and blue eyes! That’s why they called him Rabbi!

  14. ussjimmycarter says:

    My favorite hate groups are the White ones…

    Of course they are – ’cause you a racist!

    You don’t give props to the righteous black hate groups who know that Jesus was really a black muslim who preached peace, love and killin’ whitey.

    Cracker!

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