Episode 18, from 10-31-05 is now available.
NOTE: Each podcast is self-contained, so you won’t be lost if you haven’t listened to them all, or in order. Jump in anytime.
* Introduction
* The horror of Harriet Miers
* Harvey: Fun Facts About Louisiana Part 1
* Right Wing Duck: What scares me
* Harvey: Fun Facts About Louisiana Part 2
* FrankJ: What scares me
* Hail to the Hottie
* “World of Knowledge” w/ host Frank J: Vampires
* Sarah K: What scares me
* Halloween essentials
* Children’s fears
* Conclusion
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OOOOOOHH that was scary. By the way, are we ever going to learn the answer from last week?
I guess this is kinda gonna be a semi-lost month. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! (Heh.) I’ve never had a behbeh myself but I’ve been an uncle many many times. Sometimes a live-in uncle (sometimes life sucked). But babies are serious attention grabbers with me. When I’m in charge I’m constantly in “spotter” mode, like the guy who’s responsible for the barbell to not come crashing down on your throat. I don’t do anything else but watch the baby, especially when its parents drift into the next room and talk about who the ef knows what. Eye -> baby. It’s like I go into full physics mode. A furniture corner. A change in the floors’ texture. A cat. The TV. The PC button! A bowl of cat food and water. A heavy traffic door. The stairs! For crying out loud why did you get a closet with mirror doors?!
But you guys are young still. You did remember to eat your Wonder bread, right? Soon your kitchen will transform into Dr. Frankensteins’ formula and Gerber laboratory with plastic beakers everywhere. You’ll know how many towels you really own when you walk into the bathroom. Your bed will be ‘crib and diaper station #2’. On the bright side, washing the dishes will be a bit easier because of the extra grease-cutting ammonia. (I’m exaggerating with all of this, don’t take it to heart.)
But the bubble of expression that is your tiny daughter will, hmmm….rip through you like a laser-mounted dinosaur. She is a treasure so remember to look at her in that light. Your tiny dinosaur. Heh. She IS cute.
What ever happened to Right Wing Duck? Did he get deported?