A recommended diary on Daily Kos was going on about how Republicans are totalitarian and soon there will be death squads. It also recommends that liberals get more belligerent. And there is a poll on whether Republicans can be “Americanized” in which the majority voted “No” (and if they can’t be “Americanized”, that means what for them).
So, does this mean we need to fear violence from liberals? No, because they’re sissies. When they start talking violence — other than the occasional wacko — it just means more whining and screaming we have to put up with. Still, I think it’s worth looking at the ridiculousness of the idea of conservatives forming death squads. Let’s say conservatives one day decided to kill all the liberals. How would that work?
“Hey, let’s kill all the liberals.”
“Okay. Then what do want to do for dinner afterwards?”
I mean really, there are way more conservatives than liberals plus we have pretty much all the guns (on the account of the not being sissy). If conservatives wanted to kill all liberals, it would be a pretty simple thing. But we won’t, because it just seems mean and wrong. Also, it would be unconstitutional (well, it is if you’re a strict constructionist; if you believe in a living constitution, slaughtering all liberals if supported — if not recommended — under the Commerce Clause). So, rest easy, liberals. As long as we conservatives don’t feel like being too mean and as long as no one pokes too many holes in the Constitution, you can sleep without worry of slaughter.
Hippie punching is another matter entirely, though.
Will the Liberals Form Monty Pythonesque Suicide Squads? DamnCat Says Hope So!
Where do I sign up?
Do I get per diem?
Liberals already have their death squads: abortion clinics. Seems retribution is only fair.
We need to do a commercial with Palin , O’Donnell, ands others sneaking into the bedroom window of a sleeping liberal. The liberal looks up from their blankets and stuffed plush unicorn and screams. The Teaparty folks are dressed up as Dracula, Frankenstein, and so on. “Yargh !! We will cut your taxes and freeze spending. Aarrgghh!!!”
Tea Party Death Squads. Holy idiot desperation, Batman. What will the idiot left think of next?
(well, it is if you’re a strict constructionist; if you believe in a living constitution, slaughtering all liberals is supported — if not recommended — under the Commerce Clause)
Only if you cross state lines, Frank. If you stay home and slaughter them, it’s OK. That will happen in two weeks.
What they’re going to have to worry about in 2012 is FIRING SQUADS. That’s when if you’re a liberal and work for the government, you’re fired. You’ll just wish you were dead.
I tried to click the link, but good sense said no.
If conservatives were going to have death squads, it would have been much sooner than now. Say about 1928 when the leftist started dismantling our great country.
Conservatives don’t need death squads, we will just elect Dick Cheney as president, then their heads will explode.
Remember: It isn’t sporting to bait hippies with incense and sitar music.
Methinks he doth flatter himself. Who among us could be bothered to organize a death squad for nitwits like this guy? If we had to, we could skip the death squad thing and just put him in a room with some paper and a pair of pointy scissors. Sooner or later, the inevitable would happen.
THAT’S why Dick Cheney armed those dinosaurs !!! Series !!!!
Will we get little stickers for my truck, kinda like the ‘Terrorist Hunting Permit’??
(“Shhhh…I’m hunting wascally wiberals cuz it’s wiberal season!)
When my hickory trees in the backyard shed their nuts this fall, I’m going to collect them and throw most of them at the soul responsible for that idiotic drivel. I will spare some nuts for a pie which I will then throw at that same person.
If you recall,
Timothy McVeighBill Ayers only had the encouragement of his own bitter littlemilitiahippie subculture when he decided that blowing upafederalbuildingbuildingS and killing cops and judges would launch a “revolution.”I hear Tim actually wrote George Bush’s new book…oh wait that was the other “president” and the other terrorist.
I think “Omen III: The Final Conflict” would have sucked less if, when Damien took to the stage to campaign – everyone in the audience would have realized who he was, pointed at him – and made that noise like they did to Donald Sutherland in “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”. Damien wouldn’t have expected that!
What I’m trying to say is, maybe we could all do that “flash-mob-like” at the town halls of politicians we don’t agree with.
Direct quote from the article:
“Hey, f@$&os. You think that’s funny? You want to kill liberals? Start with me. My father/uncle/grandfather/whatever died protecting the freedom of this country, and if you want to end that, start ending it right here, right now.”
The interesting point of this line is the writer instantly asumes any reader is too weak to have served in the military, and has to play (or Lie) off of the deeds of others. In all actuality he does have a point. They require a psych eval to join the military now. Anyone who could remotely pass that, might someday end up in a belltower with a M14, but would never be crazy enough read The Daily Kos.
I gotta form a squad now? What if I’m just not that social? ……Ok I’ll do it…..but only cause being a lone gunman gets…….lonely!
If we kill all the liberals who’ll bring us dinner?
Today on Rush’s show I wanted to say: Oh, Congressman Darrell “please step away from the car” Issa from California, I like what you’re saying – but are you just telling me what I want to hear? You’re the richest member of Congress, but had such a rough and tumble youth. Do you remember what it was like? Also, do people call you “Viper” on the hill?
I know it’s wrong to go into a fight with people who don’t bring ANY weapons but really. We conservatives are the same conservatives we’ve always been. Since Reagan many of us have been living the conservative principles and yet………gasp…………we haven’t formed death squads yet. We haven’t declared open season on liberal politicians and sycophants.
We aren’t the party who thinks they should be the ones who decide who is worth enough to save, who gets the surgery, who gets chemo, who gets the expensive drug. That would be the party who’s favorites want to strangle those who don’t agree with them. who think fighting is the best way to handle an argument, who slap, push and verbally abuse opponents.
Too bad they don’t treat our enemies the way they treat fellow citizens. We might win faster in Afganistan.
We’ll know they’re really worried about TEA Party Death Squads when we start seeing them frantically scraping off those Obama/Biden 2008 stickers off their Priuses.
I bet they wish those ‘O’ symbols didn’t look so much like bulls-eyes now.
But we don’t have to kill them; just make them work for a living and pay them what they’re worth, they’ll starve to death in 6 months.
No need for death squads, just tell them there’s free health care in Canada,
and watch them kill each other in a mad, solar and wind powered dash to the border.
Alternatively, tell them there are free drugs in Mexico
the stampede survivors will be mopped up by the drug cartel.
Why would we have to kill them when simply punching them in their dumb monkey faces is so effective?
Why kill them when face punching them and defeating them in elections is so much fun! It literally drives them insane! Toying with liberals is much greater fun because they are the stupid!