So how many people are going to buy Beatles on iTunes who didn’t already rip the songs from their CDs? Tweeners? Do tweeners listen to Beatles? How similar are they to Justin Bieber?
Security theater will now be a musical. Your airline will provide you with your lyrics when you check in.
Why am I being an old fogey about the Beatles? They broke up 9 years before I was born.
We need a war with a draft if for no other reason than to finally get someone to buzz cut Justin Bieber’s hair. I don’t care if he’s Canadian.
“Looking for weapons with our pants on the ground.”
Can’t the TSA just put up a sign “Bomb free zone”? It’s supposed to work with schools.
Hiring skeevy pervs for the TSA is the only way to ensure that everyone is checked thoroughly.
You can make fun of Palin all you want, but when she’s president I doubt her death squads will have a very good sense of humor.
I’ve still got my Beatles LPs and CDs so no Itunes downloads for this “kid”. I just ripped them and dropped them in my I-Pod. On my main stereo, the LPs sound better than the Cds!
“Why am I being an old fogey about the Beatles? They broke up 9 years before I was born.”
Maybe because you actually have good taste in tunes? Who’d a thunk it?
“You can make fun of Palin all you want, but when she’s president I doubt her death squads will have a very good sense of humor.”
I hear they opened up recruiting stations in Alaska for grizzly bears who wan’t to join up for Palin’s death squads. Their motto: “You get to eat what you kill, you bet’cha!”
Palin’s logo for her run will be a Giant Grizzly Bear with the words Don’t Touch My Junk under it! I’ll buy several! When she takes over as POTUS, all current TSA agents will be shipped to the remotest part of Alaska where there are lots and lots of hungry Griz. They will each be given a Leatherman and told to have a nice day!
I have over 5,000 songs on my IPod and I am proud to say that I have not sullied it with one Beatles song. They sucked when I was young and they sucked when I got older and they still suck today! Beatles or Justin Bieber…boy I would have a hard time with that one. I have no Bieber songs either because I’m not teh gay!
Any man who enjoys the pretentious British fops known as “Beatles” is a hypocrite if he claims to enjoy punching hippies. Why would you enjoy punching your own kind?
I hope your yellow submarine rusts at anchor.
Wasn’t the Beatles on iTunes supposed to happen like 3 or 4 years ago? I remember all the hype and promotional ads. There was also some Broadway Beatles show happening around the same time.
What can I say, Marko? I don’t like the hippies but I like the Beatles’ music.
I’ll listen to some Hank Williams and Johnny Cash tonight as punishment.
The Beatles are the Harry Reid of pop culture.
About the only consolation about the TSA perverts is that soon, very very soon, Nancy Pelosi will be flying with the regular folks. Searching her is our revenge.
Obama’s Death Panels vs. Palin’s Death Squads sounds like a great SyFy movie of the week.
Security theater will provide the music, lyrics, and dance steps. And you better like it.
If tsa would hire Victoria Secret models, I would fly more.
teh only good beatle is Ringo, and he’s old.
We should punish yoko’s mother for not aborting.
Well, by comparison, Justin Bieber is a moron. The Beatles were hypocritical, hippie, blasphemous, morons. If some miscreant secretly put a Beatles tune on my MP3 player, I’d trade it for a dog and then shoot the dog.
You make sure it’s Hank Senior, Infidel.
Hank says:
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar
Son of a gun we’ll have big fun on the bayou
I really, really hope this is true.
“Hiring skeevy pervs for the TSA is the only way to ensure that everyone is checked thoroughly.”
Now I know why there is a shortage of preists. They have perfect resumes for the TSA.
Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. Amen.
I listened to Mom’s 45rpm Beatles’ records
(the black ‘cd s’ with the big holes in the middle)
when I was growing up,
It’s nice to know I’ll be able to listen to them in a few years as
I’m yelling at kids to stay off my lawn,
as soon as I can get them on my Zune.
Of course I meant Hank Senior, Marko. Is there any other? Oh, that’s right, there’s the Monday Night Football Hank Williams. He’s OK for football, but not for listening.
“Why am I being an old fogey about the Beatles? They broke up 9 years before I was born.”
Okay, I’ll go ahead to be the first one in history to finally say what many have thought for years…the Beatles sucked.
SOB – I’m afraid to ask what you think about Johnny Cash.
Beatles-blechhhh! Stones baby!
The Beatles were OK as long as you didn’t listen to the lyrics.
(I was in my 20’s before someone explained to me that ‘Mother Mary’ was about pot.
I still don’t know what ‘Hey Jude’ was trying to say.)
@Bratgirl, Johnny Cash was among the most overrated performers in history yet, surprisingly, capped his career with a truly brilliant remake of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt”.
I like the Beatles, but only when I’m really drunk. It’s the only time it makes sense for me to listen to them on my ipod.
The TSA folks in the Atlanta airport are really hot. If you like ’em large. And black.