Hollywood to the Rescue!

Apparently Pelosi is seeking branding advice from Stephen Spielberg. And if you think Spielberg can’t sell awful things, remember that the U.S. gross for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was over $317 million. Then again, that did well for nostalgia for the previous successes, which liberals are pretty short on right now. This is more like how does one market M. Night Shyamalan next film so it’s a blockbuster. It’s pretty hard considering that after opening night everyone is going to know how hilariously bad it is. Seems like the logical strategy is to just give up.

Of course, I like MST3K and RiffTrax. If people didn’t make bad movies, what would they make fun of? And if liberals didn’t keep doing stupid things, what would I make fun of?

12 Comments

  1. DamnCat, I think dogs (even cats!) would turn-up their noses at their disgusting pile of crap.

    Glue is a good idea, as are additives for concrete and asphalt. Our roads need a lot of work. Democrats: packaged and shovel ready!!

    Possible brand names: DemoFill™, DemoCrete™, Green Road Premix™, Road Kill Underlayment™, Turds-Be-Gone™

  2. Thanks, Cat and Jimmy, I just remembered one scene from the original the true True Grit.

    “I already have a tentative offer from the soapworks in Little Rock to take these Democrats off my hands.”

    “Would the soapworks really take such fine Democrats?”

    “I am confident the deal will fall through.”

  3. The closest actor type thing that Pelosi reminds me of is the Crypt Keeper. Now there’s some branding, she could host weekend “Scary Movie” time. I think they even share the same cackle

  4. Said Speilberg, “Well, now, Nan. Branding is a tricky business. First, we need to decide what brand best suits you. Would you be O.K. with a flying bicycle? How do you feel about eating Reese’s Pieces? Come to think of it, the resemblance is quite striking, and that long bony finger is definitely a plus. I think I’ve got just the brand for you.”

  5. She should consult with Disney – replace the whole democratic leadership with Animatronic figures from the Hall of Presidents.

    But congrats to Nan on her guest appearance at the Digital Content Expo! (I think that was her…)

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