I have President’s Day off! I’ve never had it off before, so I’m not sure how I’m supposed to celebrate it. I guess I could write a nice letter to President Obama. We do have our differences, but I do like days off.
Oh, it’s actually called “Washington’s Birthday” and not Presidents Day? So something good happens, and as usual, it has nothing to do with Obama. I guess I could go some place and use a bunch of one dollar bills to honor Washington. Now where’s a place one would use a lot of one dollar bills? Oh yeah, the dollar store! So, for Washington’s Birthday, I will be at the dollar store. It is the best way to honor how he won WWII or whatever.
There is another establishment where you can spend your one dollar bills.
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So, Frank’s at the strip club for Presidents’ Day? Bless his heart.
Yay! Frank’s celebrating Washington’s Birthday by blogging it.
Everyone knows Washington had nothing to do with WWII…he won the Civil War.
If it wasn’t for George Washington we’d all be speaking English.
You could go to Arby’s and do their dollar menu or whatever. I hear it’s pretty good.
Frank, as always, is the voice of most Americans.
Oh, I forgot, bless his heart.
Inspired by Frank (as I often am), I have sent my letter to President Obama. The letter is a capital L, of a sufficient size to be affixed to his forehead.
“If it wasn’t for George Washington we’d all be speaking English.”
We sure would. Good thing he revolted, now we’re all speaking ‘Merican instead of some jiberish furiner language like Englisherian.
Bless his heart!
Taco Bell: $.99 tacos, seasoned ground beef, 35% beef!
As Prof. Henry Higgins said, “There are even places where English completely disappears; in America they haven’t used it in years.” “Bless their hearts!”
Isn’t it about time to do away with a day set aside for Dead White Presidents?
I mean we should all be celebrating the greatness of O-bah-muhh, 365/24/7!? “Bless my heart!”
Wasn’t Washington a Free Mason? Didn’t he want to establish a new world order? I think it says so on the dollar bill and also in the secret symbols you get if you take a map of Washington D.C. and look at it through a kaleidoscope. They said it on History! channel, so it must be true.
If Frank moderates this comment, we know he’s a Free Mason, too. Either that, or if he doesn’t moderate this comment, then he’s a secret Free Mason.
as i am always off of work on Mondays (including this Washington’s Birthday) i try to go to my local chapter of Supporting Single Moms. they take large quantities of one dollar bills. i know George would be proud.
George Washington is on the $1 bill because he was famous for the saying, “I’d buy that for a dollar!”
Bless his heart.
Well here in the heartland, bless our hears, the local university has classes today. They also held them on Veterans Day. But they had off MLK day.
Kind of makes you say hmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
If I had a dollar, I’d save it up until I managed to save enough of the little fellas to go to the hardware store and buy a wheel barrow. A big deep one! Because you are going to need one full of $100.00 bills soon to buy a bag of bread or a can of beer with “Quantitive Easing” at the Fed and all. What Quantitive Easing really means is like Quantitive Physics only for money, we just all get kicked in the nads!
Hey, we are having a Katrina like Snownami up here in Minnesota. We’ve gotten like 100 feet of snow or something and it’s still snowing. So when they send in FEMA, I’m going to ask to be resettled at Frank j’s house. I will bring a nifty FEMA trailor with me but it probably won’t have plumbing and such so if I have to take a dump, I will just use Frank J’s bathroom! Ok?
Rich Lowry on President Lincoln’s childhood
The first half of the article I copied mysteriously disappeared so here is the actual link about the beginning of President Lincoln’s childhood that was in yesterday’s NY Post by Rich Lowry:
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/lincoln_liberty_uyuNt3W4xll7r6RIFygoeL
Another tribute to Abraham Lincoln:
http://www.cracked.com/blog/abraham-lincoln-portrait-crazy-badass/
(May contain rude language.)
Oops, sorry! (I just reread the article – change ‘May’ contain rude language to ‘Definitely’!)
I celebrate Presidents day by remembering all the great presidents born in Feb. President Washington, President Lincoln, President Reagan, Soon to be President Palin. Can’t seem to go wrong having a president born in February.