So there’s supposed to be a “day of rage” planned for Saudi Arabia today. Do they really need a “day of rage” over in the Middle East — isn’t that just Tuesday for them? Here’s some possible more useful days for them:
* Day of Quiet Reflection
* Day of Hugs
* Day of Not Obsessing So Much About the Jews
* Day of Singing Kumbaya
* Day of Laughing and Smiling
* Day of Really Thinking About How Our Behavior and Attitudes Have Led to So Much Violence and Held Back Our Whole Region
* Day of Skipping
* Day of Kittens and Puppies
* Day of at Least Trying to Improve Things So that the Rest of the World Back in the Early 1900s Wouldn’t Look Down on Us as Backwards
* Day of Ice Cream
Then again, I guess the idea is for the rage to be directed at their corrupt leadership instead of the usual stupid things they’re raging about over there, so maybe it’s not so much there’s too little rage over there as they just need to find better targets for it.
I’m guessing “Day of Bacon” isn’t happening.
Day of tuna!
* Day of Mooning: Give it your best Crescent
* Day of Drinking Heavily
* Day of using these stones to build something useful, like a bridge.
Baby steps Frank, Baby steps. A day of rage is an improvement over a day of incoherent shrieking, mouth foaming, Jew hating which would be a regular day.
Frank I think you are onto something I think we need to export two things to the middle east
-Hippies
-my newly invented Bacon soup
* Day of trying to replace corrupt leadership with equally corrupt leadership.
@DamnCat, i love the way you stay in character.. keeps reminding me of cat from reddwarf
If the middle east really wanted to freak us all out they would have an anti-war protest.
*Day of kneeing Obama right in the nose when he bows to you and then accepting his apology for getting snot on your lovely potato sack
*Day of understanding that if women didn’t need to drape themselves you might learn that human females are in fact *not* cattle and should probably have more rights than said cattle
*Day of trying a bold, new head scarf pattern – checkered red is soooooooo the last 100 years
*Day of realizing that so many princes in a country smaller than Alaska makes royalty sort of lose its sense of exclusivity
*Day of everyone in the neation wearing Ray-Bans – trendsetting is fun!
Marko,
We call what you propose “Election Day” in Chicago.
I vote tomorrow we take western anti-American wimmin (leftists) cover them up swap them with middle eastern women. I think everyone will be happier. Ill bet Saudi women would be very very happy with the way they are treated here and would appreciate it greatly.
Obama already did the Day of Ice Cream. That is part of the problem.
*Day of Barbeque
*Day of Lithobids
*Day of Hippie Punching – we can ALL agree on that
I would think every day is a day of rage in the Middle East. Given what rat holes all countries in the ME except Israel are (my apologies to any rats I may have offended comparing their holes to the Middle East), I would expect that rage is as natural as waking up and taking a morning dump.
How about a Day of Work, like those of us in the civilized world. So much of your “rage” and will to live is sucked out by the day to day grind that the whole marching and whining and “rage” thing takes a back seat. Give them all jobs, sell them crap on credit, they will need to continue work to pay off the crap that the cycle will repeat its self and become self perpetuating and eliminate their will to get all whiney. problem solved. No jobs? well… when was the last time the desert was thoroughly combed? (enter Space Balls reference here)
Off topic, maybe Obama should get suicide bombers to unionize along with his plans for TSA. That way we can refuse their demands and have both groups go on strike. Peace and privacy for everyone!
I just can’t picture the “Islamic Rage Boy” being any other way.
Except six feet under.
Day of Mini Skirts
Whack-A-Mullah Day
National Choke A Muezzin Day
National Change Your Turbans Day (sponsored by Al-Pampers)
Why not take all teacher’s union members in Wisconsin over to Iran for continuing education?
@Tommy the Towelhead – I’m pretty sure the teacher’s union members in Wisconsin can’t be taught.
Dang! Poster #1, FTW. Day of Bacon….because nothing says “progress” like bacon.
Their rage is usually like a fire hose with no one holding it. Not likely to put out any fires. Gets a lot of attention though. I agree with you Marko on #6. A little like having to vote for McCain instead of obama. Not too sure how much better we would be if he would have won.
Day of Hashish should calm there butts down a bit
How about just “Bath Day.” Think about it, American companies could get all kinds of cash from selling soap. I we’re lucky, it might just catch on and they’ll hold it atleast once a month or so. Then maybe we can get the hippies here to try it out.
I had to look twice at this post’s subject, as on the first glance I read “day of rape”, and that seemed a reasonable thing, given the people involved.
In Libya it’s the day of realizing no one is going to come to your aid. A situation pretty well summed up with this line from Animal House…”Face it Flounder you f**ked-up, you trusted us.”
If y’all send our bacon to the museilins, then there will be a day of rage here!
They need a day of hippie. They can all sit in a circle, beat a drum, and get stoned, so to speak.
Like a “ROCK” concert eh Plenty.
How about a day of Stopping, Looking around and going WTF? We live in the desert in tents and caves and all the infidels live in super sweet houses and drive like BMW’s and Mercedes! So like WTF?
Day of Kite Flying /nod to Afghanistan
or more appropriate to Saudi Arabia (having been there) “Day of cleaning up all the sh*t we dump next to the highway interchange”
I like ussjimmy’s idea best. It was also hilarious!
You CAN’T have a day of puppies and kittens. Both are Haram!
Day minding their own business
Day of respecting other peoples freedoms and religions
Day of staying in their own sandbox and
Day of not soiling their own den (even animals know better)
Funny how it’s always the people who claim to be about peace and love, like Muslims and the city of Berkley, are always so angry and hateful all the time. Saudia Arabia doesn’t need yet another day to be outraged.
* Day of Tickle Me Elmo
* Day of Vegemite
* Day of Justin Vs. Justin (Bieber Vs. Timberlake) in a MMA Welterweight Grudgematch
* Day of Take Your Muezzim To Lunch
* Day of Dryclean Your Prayer Rug
* Day of Tiger’s Blood and Warlocks
Obama’s Hidden Menthol: I wouldn’t wish Vegemite on the Saudis. Nope, not even the Saudis.
Day of the Triffids vs Day of the Dead (Plants vs Zombies).