Even if Prosser gets reelected in Wisconsin, I’m sure Senator Russ Feingold can… oh wait…
Maybe if fleeing didn’t work for Wisconsin Democrats, they could try crapping their pants instead.
I once lived in Sparta, New Jersey, and I have to say that the movie 300 portrayed it pretty accurately.
Runner up in the Wisconsin judicial election gets the Supreme Court home game.
More disturbing than people who are ignorant of science and mistrust it are people who are ignorant of science and have supreme faith in it.
Outlook makes it seem like displaying text to the screen is the most computationally intensive activity you could ask of your computer.
FOX News, I’m available to do a TV show… but not in Glenn Beck’s timeslot as that’s during my workday.
We could balance the budget easy if we just did what Reagan did and kill all the blue people and steal their floating rocks.
New wireless internet could knock out GPS… which is okay because I don’t really care where I am as long as I have internet.
With the amount of people getting angry at the Arthur remake, I guess I should see the original.
It’s been a couple weeks now. We should start another war.
When we’re trillions in debt, it’s hard to care about $100 billion or less in cuts.
Do you think Osama bin Laden ever accidentally gets called Obama?
Random thought: The Democrats are creating their own version of the British SAS: the Special Union Service. Their motto is “Who Cheats, Wins.”
Random thought: The members of BOBEB, now on the run as multiple police unions in blue states have declared us to be a stalking horse and are currently hunting us, declare ourselves to be anything but stalking horses.
NeighNay, we are the real representatives of the working man. We enjoy bacon, we enjoy liberty, we understand that unions haven’t been useful for at least sixty years and have done little but harm since the Great Depression, and we will counteract their acts of mindless violence by turning the other cheek. Because that’s what Jesus would do. You read that correctly. Jesus is on our side. Who’s on your side? Lenin? A dead half-wit Russian does not compare to a guy who died on a cross for our sins and nuked Satan.Oh, no, they’re busting my door down! I will never surrender! I will fight ony786789
IGNORE THIS MAN’S TYPING. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. WE ARE YOUR LABOR FRIENDS.
It’s really starting to hit me. If Frank quits blogging, I’d have to quit commenting. Like cold turkey. Do they make a patch for that?
“We could balance the budget easy if we just did what Reagan did and kill all the blue people and steal their floating rocks.”
Reagan killed all the Smurfs? I thought they just went off the air! You SUCK, Reagan!
“I once lived in Sparta, New Jersey, and I have to say that the movie 300 portrayed it pretty accurately.”
This is madness …
I live in Sparta, New Jersey. Just moved here last year, in fact. You’re lying! THIS IS SPARTAAA!
We should certainly start another war! Let’s see the country must be A) ruled by a crazy person who we don’t take a liking to B) the country must be in turmoil with it’s citizens being abused by this crazy person who is in charge C) the country must be “not a Christian Nation” as declared by their leader and D) If we don’t intercede there will be lots’ of bad stuff done by the crazy leader!
We must attack ourselves immediately!
As for Outlook, it was written by geeks who work for Bill Gates! They are paid by the number of lines of code they can stuff into a program! That’s why Outlook (which probably has more lines of code than we have $’s in debt) is so fast! Also, if you have a problem with Outlook or any other Microsoft Program, they are easily fixed…just blow all your stuff away and re-install and start over and PRAY…HARD…VERY HARD that your install doesn’t error out! That’s when the fun really starts. Then you get to talk to “Microsoft Technical Support”! This is a group of people highly recruited from college campuses from Frat Houses and Sororities. They pick the biggest tools that they can find and put them on the help desk. Can they fix the problem, no but they will ask all kinds of fun questions about your settings which will kill a couple of hours, then they will open a ticket and that’s the last you will hear from Microsoft until you call again to complain…
Frank J on FOX! Awesome! He could like read editorials and such and then take calls from crazy people! That would be so sweet! I think I would make a fine producer! Chicks dig Producers! We will have lot’s and lot’s of interviews in my office for a chick intern or something for Frank! Then when our ratings go past O’Reilly’s, Frank will get punched out by Bill and then I will have to sit in for him and then I will be like super awesome and FOX will have to launch a whole new network around my name…Muwhahahahahah!
Speaking of outlook being slow and reinstalling crap…
So we’re trying to get data off of an old computer running Windows 3.11. It has some sort of network card, but no TCP/IP protocols on it. It only has a 2.88 MB floppy drive, so normal disks don’t work, plus we don’t have any other computers with a 2.88 floppy drive. The hard drive can’t be plugged in to any other computer because all it has is some sort of weird 50-pin SCSI interface. We tried putting in a 1.44 MB floppy drive, but the BIOS wouldn’t recognize it because it didn’t have a SCSI interface.
We were desparate, so we were going to use the parallel port to transfer stuff using built-in DOS commands. Turns out, DOS didn’t have built-in transfer programs until MS-DOS 6.22, and this computer was based on DOS 5.
This has nothing to do with anything, but I just wanted to complain about the difficulties of extracting data from an ancient computer that you have no way of installing new software or drivers on.
When we’re trillions in debt, it’s hard to care about $100 billion or less in cuts.
We don’t need budget cuts. Residents of only fifty states pay taxes. If Obama required the residents of the other seven to pay taxes (there are tens of millions of them, and each one makes several million dollars per year), the budget would be balanced.
New FOX line up:
5:00 p.m. Buttercuup does the News
6:00 p.m. ussjimmycarter reviews the day
7:00 p.m. The shiggz hour
8:00 p.m. Marko O’Mancuso The No torpedo Zone
9:00 p.m. Frank J. with Fred Thompson, Chuck Norris, and Ann Coulter
10:00 Sarah van Flemming
Osama is jealous of Obama, Obama did far more destruction.
Thank God storm1911 took Hannity off the air. That idiot puts more liberals on the air everyday to spout their propaganda than MSNBC or Bill Maher.
I predict MarkoMancuso resurfaces in Frank’s next thread which could just go POOF! at any time. In fact, we could all go POOF! any time. Why, I went POOF! yesterday for a while and found myself in Tacoma. I looked up towards Mount Rainier and said “Now, don’t you go POOF!” And then I smelled the “aroma of Tacoma” and regained my senses and went home.
“Do you think Osama bin Laden ever accidentally gets called Obama?”
Accidentally?
@Crabby,
Just curious…Osama is a tall, thin, dark-skinned guy who many said might have shaved his beard after 9/11 when he went into hiding. Osama hasn’t been seen since 2001, and there’s no record of anyone ever knowing Obama before 2004…
I also live in Sparta, NJ…it must be a bastion of cock-eyed conservatism! Except I haven’t seen anyone with swords yet!
@Jimmy: Why, I went POOF! yesterday for a while…
hmmmm, that one is almost too easy. But.. how can one not go after the POOFter jab? So without further ado…
Jimmy are ya thinking with your dipstick? Be careful osama, er obama, may offer you some coke.
@Marko: The democrats (fixed it for you) are creating their own version of the British SAS: the Special Union Service.
So the sissys and sassers, are giving the marxist ideas for the seriously ugly suckers?
Random thought: Did the disgraceful clown in the White House attend the classes he supposedly passed in school, or did Sasquatch forge his name on the attendance sheet?
POOF! That was some kind of wise crack, plenty. In this context, “POOF!” is a Frank J. -related blogging term about suddenly disappearing or doing something unexplainable. But I was wondering if someone would take it your way! Hehe.
storm1911, can I be a FOX News contributor until
my Presidential exploratory com..
Oh crap, I shouldn’t have mentioned that.
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With the amount of people getting angry at the Arthur remake, I guess I should see the original.
With the amount of people getting angry at Obama,
the original ‘Atlas Shrugged’ will draw an audience, too.
There used to be band (they called it quits years ago) named From Good Homes — those guys were from Sparta, NJ.
They were excellent.
“More disturbing than people who are ignorant of science and mistrust it are people who are ignorant of science and have supreme faith in it.”
That’s a keeper.