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So default is armageddon, but actually having to cut spending is way way worse according to Obama?

I’m sorry, but there’s just no reason for book stores anymore; we have TV now.

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  1. I’m sorry, but there’s just no reason for book stores anymore; we have TV now.

    I disagree. If it weren’t for bookstores where would people who majored in Womyn’s Studies or Postmodernism find a job? There’s only so many adjunct positions available.

  2. I’m sorry, but there’s just no reason for book stores anymore; we have TV now.

    What, exactly, is there to watch on television now? Baseball makes me turn off the television to sleep, and I’m not a European who watches soccer like you.

  3. “So default is armageddon, but actually having to cut spending is way way worse according to Obama?”

    Well, yeah. Defaulting will give him a chance to nationalize the banks while cutting spending will make enemies of people he’s bought off with the stimulus and 1.5 T in increased budget. Oh, and all the old people will hate him for cutting medicare. He hates to be hated and loves to be loved.

  4. I am having trouble telling random thoughts from Nuke on the news.

    Our local Barnes & Noble bookstore is basicly a Starbucks with an enormous reading section.

    And for $125 you can buy a device that makes it unnecessary to ever buy anything in the store again. (Other than FudgeyWudgey cupcakes and coffee drinks with fake Italian names)

  5. Hippie punchomatic 5000 says:
    Actually I can think of one reason to keep book stores around, Free WiFi

    Good point, HP5K – how am I gonna order books from Amazon if I don’t get free WiFi from the bookstore?

  6. I once had over a thousand pounds of books that I gave away. Considering that the average American house weighs 28,000 lbs., that was 1/28th of a house I was carrying around when I moved.

    Oh, and there’s no reason for TV anymore; we have the Internet.

  7. I like Book Stores. I just prefer mine without gobs of lesbians who have pierced every possible part of their face and who wear “save the whales” T-Shirts, which is a shame because they cover their Yakuza like tats…

    I now have an IPAD and a Kindle to avoid Borders…and now they are going out of business…so WTF? I bought these for nothing? Or, possibly my purchase of was the absolute last straw which forced them out of business. So I am the one who pushed them over the edge! Muwhahahahahahahah!

  8. @DamnCat: A coffee spewer, for sure. But the question is, what books would a DamnCat buy? I would think that cats keep themselves busy watching cat videos between their many pee trips to the garden.

    – Soil Selection: Why All Gardens Are Not Created Equal
    – Don’t Spoil the Fun: How to Keep Wounded Prey Alive
    – Dogs: Spawn of Satan or Merely Godless Fiends?
    – 1,001 Ways to Annoy Dogs
    – 1,001 New Ways to Annoy Dogs
    – How to Use the Blank Stare to Get What You Want
    – The Giant Cookbook of Tuna for Cats: One Recipe and Done!

  9. – Hairballs: How to Cough Them Up and Hide Them
    – The Proper Way to Scratch Furniture and Climb Curtains
    – Do’s and Don’ts of Peeing on Carpets
    – How to Present Dead Prey To Your Owner
    – 1001 Ways to Use Purring To Your Advantage
    – Neighborhood Cats: Love ‘Em or Kill ‘Em?
    – Controlling Your Claws (We Know It’s Hard)

  10. @ Burmashave 7 Jimmy: All excellent titles and each should occupy a space in any well-read cat’s libray. But we don’t limit ourselves to non-fiction. Some other favored titles:

    Cats are in the Rye by Smokey Salinger
    Cats 22 by Rex Heller
    Yowl by Fluffy Ginsberg

    @ FormerHostage: I don’t read it – I live it.

  11. So default is armageddon, but actually having to cut spending is way way worse according to Obama?

    Because Obama thinks he can spend your money better than you ca
    n, and will roll up into a small ball and cry if we cut off his spending addiction. And he does not want us to see him rolled up in a ball and crying.

  12. “I’m sorry, but there’s just no reason for book stores anymore; we have TV now.”

    Frank, I must respectfully disagree. You can win any debate about why books are better than movies and TV with two simple words: Mark Wahlberg.

  13. “Buy our Super Saver Card, only $20. You’ll save 10% on every purchase!”
    “So… if I buy $200 worth of books per year, I’ll break even?”

    – Why I finally got a Library Card.

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