We’d have a lot fewer of these death row controversies if people would just murder less.
The economy is still not very good. I’m thinking of rioting. Who’s with me?
When they canceled the marathon, there was a race riot.
In the Star Wars Blu-ray release, Lucas used CGI to make Anakin less angry at sand.
Q. What does the doctor do when you have a big gash on your cheek?
A. SEWS YOUR FACE!
Gandalf is protesting in front of the Mines of Moria in a Day of Mage.
To protest, TNT is playing nothing but awful movies in a Day of Cage.
My wife likes to work with different herbs. Today is Day of Sage.
I notice Intrade now has Romney above Perry. I hate Romney. I’ll vote for him, but I hate him. Actually, I’m in Idaho; doesn’t really matter if I vote in the presidential race.
Do you know how many people are murdered by babies per year? Nearly none. Nearly.
Taxing rich people will increase jobs by…
Is there actually any logic behind taxing the rich other than placating idiot whiners?
“Oh, I know! To help the economy, let’s take money from people who know how to build wealth and give it to moron spenders in D.C.!”
There’s no logical reason to oppose voter ID laws other than that you want voter fraud and hope it will help your party.
People keep claiming voter fraud is rare. How do they know that without voter IDs?
To most people, asking whether voters should show ID is like asking whether murderers should be arrested. There’s no debate.
I hope my favorite show Community wins an Emmy. It will be a huge upset if they do since they didn’t get nominated for anything.
Are sombreros racist?
I just heard they decided no shows were good enough for an Emmy this year and they’re ending the awards early.
We’ve successfully taught Buttercup to say “nom nom nom” when she eats.
Did something from HBO win best drama? Something from HBO is usually pretty good (though vulgar).
This is a workday, Frank. We can’t riot; it’s a day of Wage.
We’ve become a nation of WOMEN! We complain about everything! “Oh my seat is so uncomfortable on this airline” as we jet through the air at 500 mph at 30,000 feet! “Oh, I hate this damn cell phone, it’s so hard to use!”, “The internet is so confusing, I can look up anything I want and study it…”
People need to be transported back to the time when men were men. Outdoor bathrooms, chopping wood by hand for heat and riding a horse to get some where. No phones, no computers, no planes etc. Then maybe they would stop whining like little girls!
I’m here in Boise with you Frank, but too lazy to actually riot as opposed to the more passive protesting. Any place here in town it would be good to lean on a “go back to California” sign or something?
“Do you know how many people are murdered by babies per year? Nearly none. Nearly.”
Toddlers on the other hand can’t be trusted, one tried to kill his baby brother by tripping my wife (who was carrying said brother) on the stairs.
“People keep claiming voter fraud is rare. How do they know that without voter IDs?”
People said the same thing about people claiming fictitious kids on their tax returns but when the IRS started requiring Social Security numbers for all dependants, millions of children apparently vanished.
“The economy is still not very good. I’m thinking of rioting. Who’s with me?”
Will there be refreshments afterwards?
Some sort of cocktails perhaps? All the best riots serve Molotovs.
So, how many Herb’s is she messing around with, Frank? You gotta watch those guys that come to the house.
Random question: If Palestine can seek recognition as an independent nation from the UN then why can’t Texas do the same?
“The economy is still not very good. I’m thinking of rioting. Who’s with me?”
Say there’ll be punch & pie. More people will come if they think there’s punch & pie.
Riots are hard. Can’t we just have an old fashioned food fight?
As for the Spice of the Day Club, you might want to give Basil Day a miss. You don’t know what you might find in your soup.
I know, let’s take the clowns who crashed the economy, put them in the White House, and give them all the money they want whenever they want it. What a great plan !!! BARAK OBAMA !111!!ELEVENTYY ELEVENTY
JoAnn’s clothes is having sale…a Day of Beige !!!
is a race riot a NASCAR event?
Did you know that Pee Wee Herman dubbed the new Darth Vader dialogue in the Blu-Ray version of “Return of the Jedi?” Listen carefully: http://twitpic.com/6feebr
(Yawn…) I don’t wanna get off the couch yet, could we just make this a Day of Laze?
(yawn…) I don’t wanna get up off the couch yet, can we make this a Day of Laze?
“…other than placating idiot whiners?”
And Hufpo readers and commenters.
But I’m being redundant.
“Is there actually any logic behind taxing the rich other than placating idiot whiners?”
Yes. Winning votes from idiots.
Mondays are tough on all of us. A little video of Buttercup’s “Nom nom nom” would help.
“The economy is still not very good. I’m thinking of rioting. Who’s with me?”
I dunno Frank, rioting is so last week. Can’t we do something trendy, like hitting people with trains?
Rioting just takes so much energy and coordination, I prefer to sit here in my clock tower.
We are testing our scuba tanks on this, the day of gauge!
I watched Ghost Rider, Con-Air, and Raising Arizona.
Day of Cage!