Liberals: “We’re not fascists! Now here’s what your whole life should look like cradle to grave according to the government’s plan…”
The arc of feminism seems to be moving women from quiet dependent of husband to whiny dependent of government.
At age 50, Julia trades three shotgun shells for a gallon of gas and tells children about the “long long ago.”
The most exciting part of Dreams From My Father is where Obama realizes that his composite girlfriend is a Cylon.
Remember when people ventured west in search of new government to help them out?
At age 32, Julia only ventures out at night to make it harder for the Obamabot hunter/seekers to find her.
At age 22, Julia receives a visit to her home from President Obama. Later that day, she can’t locate her dog, Spot.
At age 27, Julia boards up her door as zombies claw at it, loudly cursing Obamacare all the while.
I hope the dad from Red Dawn is in the Avengers. “AVENGE ME!”
Expendables 2 trailer, you had me at Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger driving around in a smart car with machine guns.
If my name was Munch, instead of painting a screaming guy I’d make my own cookie brand.
At age 33, after living a carefree life thanks to Obama’s government programs, Julia is consumed by Morlocks.
Obama 2012: “You’re nothing without me! Nothing! You hear me, Julia? Nothing!”
At age 68, Julia receives a helpful monthly reminder of how her dying soon would be helpful to the government’s budget.
Obama made sure Chen got some free contraceptives. I don’t know what else you’d expect him to do.
Saw the latest Spider-man trailer. I’m more hopeful this one will be able to get the humor down correctly. A big part of Spider-man is cracking jokes. Toby Maguire didn’t do that part well.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “You have to cover contraception in your insurance.” #PelosiJokes
At age 32 Julia drives with her infant son to Mexico. There’s a storm coming. She knows.
At age 26, Julia receives a taxpayer funded abortion. Like the majority of women who make the same decision, she regrets it.
At age 29, Julia experiences suicidiality as do 1/3 of women who make the same decision. Thankfully, Obamacare steps in with meds and once monthly 15-minute visits with a psychiatrist.
At age 32, Julia’s aborted fetus saves the government thousands in Headstart funding…
Over her lifetime, Julia’s decision to abort her baby will save local, state and federal agencies approximately $1,512,268.
Julia’s aborted baby threatens to deprive Democrats 14 presidential votes over her now non-existent lifetime. Thankfully, advanced Democrat voting techniques recover her dead baby’s votes.
Julia may be a non-existent person, but she still votes every year in Chicago.
Wow, that sums it up perfectly, #2.
The Democrat “War on Women” was over long ago when they concluded that their own biology was an inconvenience and that babies can be thrown away like so much spoiled refrigerator leftovers.
What’s your gut reaction when you realize a woman is a Democrat and supports abortion? Mine is “yuk.”
Worse, Jimmy, when I realize a woman is a Christian and supports abortion. My mind just can’t wrap around it. I’m not preaching. I just don’t get it.
Julia, when she meets Obama in person towards the end of her life: “You don’t understand. I coulda’ been somebody. I coulda’ been a contender, instead of a bum; which is what I am”
At 30, Julia becomes a Blinking Red and has to report to the Carousel for Renewal.
If only they let Winston Smith take care of her.
Oh well. I guess O’Brien will make sure the right person takes care of her.
So at what age does Julia have to enter Carrousel?