According to Science!, conservatives — especially extreme conservatives — are the happiest people. Which is good since we have all the guns.
According to Science!, conservatives — especially extreme conservatives — are the happiest people. Which is good since we have all the guns.
So, does being a whiny liberal make you unhappy, or does being unhappy make you a whiny liberal?
@ Son of Bob: Being a whiny liberal makes everyone else unhappy. Their unhappiness is the only thing (of their own) that liberals are willing to share.
I can’t agree more….out of our entire circle of friends, my wife and I are the only conservatives and by far the happiest. Those that “switched sides” in the last few years and decided they needed “change” have become increasingly unhappy.
I think the only time I’m unhappy is right around that second week in April when I add it all up and realize that somewhere between 30%-40% of my income ends up in the government’s pocket one way or another.
I think their misery is just a byproduct of their ideology conflicting with reality and common sense.
And I’d feel hopeless too, if the New York Times were my bible.
Racism makes you unhappy. If you are a liberal you are racist. Therefore, you are unhappy when you are a liberal.
Liberalism is a mental disorder. Mental disease is depression, depression is unhappiness, therefore, you are a mentally deranged idiot if you are a liberal.
One more logical premise: All liberals are democrats. All democrats are marxists. All marxists are mentally deranged psychopaths. Therefore all democrats are mentally deranged psychopaths!
This is fun!!
According to most liberals, all conservatives are “extreme”.
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There, I makes Goldwater look like a sour puss.
Maybe I’m on par with Basil.
I like how that article jumps through hoops to try and explain this in a way that makes conservatives look as bad as possible.
I’ve often contemplated what Cheese goes best with le Vin Liberal, but since I am a Tea(Party)Totaller, I haven’t really spent that much time thinking about it. I’m just your average, happy right-wing nut.
Tim
“conservatives — especially extreme conservatives — are the happiest people. Which is good since we have all the guns.”
I’m happy Because we have all the guns!