Happy Conservatives

According to Science!, conservatives — especially extreme conservatives — are the happiest people. Which is good since we have all the guns.

10 Comments

  1. I can’t agree more….out of our entire circle of friends, my wife and I are the only conservatives and by far the happiest. Those that “switched sides” in the last few years and decided they needed “change” have become increasingly unhappy.

    I think the only time I’m unhappy is right around that second week in April when I add it all up and realize that somewhere between 30%-40% of my income ends up in the government’s pocket one way or another.

  2. Racism makes you unhappy. If you are a liberal you are racist. Therefore, you are unhappy when you are a liberal.

    Liberalism is a mental disorder. Mental disease is depression, depression is unhappiness, therefore, you are a mentally deranged idiot if you are a liberal.

    One more logical premise: All liberals are democrats. All democrats are marxists. All marxists are mentally deranged psychopaths. Therefore all democrats are mentally deranged psychopaths!

    This is fun!!

  3. I’ve often contemplated what Cheese goes best with le Vin Liberal, but since I am a Tea(Party)Totaller, I haven’t really spent that much time thinking about it. I’m just your average, happy right-wing nut.
    Tim

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