[High Praise! to Real Clear Politics]
The Chicago Chubbins blathered thusly:
“When Barack Obama got the keys to the bus it was trapped in the ditch with three flat tires. We’ve changed the tires, we’ve pulled the bus out of the ditch, and we’re starting up the road to strengthening the middle class,” Gibbs said this morning.
“There’s a different theory. Mitt Romney wants to take that bus — probably a bus made in Switzerland or Bermuda — and he wants to turn that bus around, he wants to pick up some millionaires and billionaires and shower them with cash,” he said.
Ok, couple of things, Bobbie:
A) Busses carry 3 spare tires and a jack? Or did your bailout-buddy GM drive up in a tow truck?
B) Obama’s bus was made in Cananda. Are you sure you want to go there?
Remember: Friends don’t let friends make stupid metaphors that backfire.
C) Did you happen to see the news about which party sabotages buses in real life?
A Swiss bus would be awesome! It would also have scissors, a saw, a magnifying glass, a toothpick and something I’m not too sure about but I use it for scraping stuff out of things. And a corkscrew. A Canadian bus is all maple syrupy and filled with commies. When faced with the choice between awesome and sticky I always go awesome.
Obama’s just pissed that most of his big donors have jumped off his bus.
@Jimmy – not only did they want off Obama’s bus, they also wanted a transfer to get onto Romney’s bus.
DamnCat, I wonder if it’s also because Obama’s bus is backfiring (thanks, Harvey) and stinkin’ up the road.
We just don’t know if Robert Gibbs is suffering from an ongoing drinking problem. We just don’t know.
I’m enjoying how EVERY democrat attack plays out badly for them…
Like attacking Romney for putting a dog on the roof, when your candidate killed and ate dogs.
Or when you attack Romney for having money in Swiss accounts and it turns out YOU have money in Swiss accounts.
Or, when you state that Romney would have a bus made in another country when YOU have a bus made in Canada.
Once Jesse Jackson Jr leaves ECT treatments, Gibbs is next in line.
Clinton had “Don’t Stop Thinkin’ ‘Bout Tomorrow” as his campaign song, Obama should use “Psycho Therapy” or “I Wanna Be Sedated” by The Ramones.
Based on A), I think the implication here is that Obama is driving the bus/country on two flat tires. Re-elect him, and the rims will be ruined.
They didn’t need a jack, they just told everyone under the bus to push up.
You know what’s better than jobs?? Stories about automobiles stuck in ditches!!! Let’s create more of those!
You misspelled Canada. Just spell it in Canadian C – eh, N -eh, D -eh.