Wow. Before Twitter, we never got to see unrelated corporations banter with each other. They really are people!
How long can you go without coffee before you die of coffeelessness?
Some day we’ll have to comes to terms that we only get one first black president and we totally screwed it up.
If Congress did nothing but vote to repeal Obamacare over the past four years, we’d be in much better shape.
The Obamacare repeal vote seems to be upsetting to many people. Why didn’t we hear this much whining about voting to repeal Obamacare the first 32 times?
It’s bad optics how Romney is always seen carrying canvas sacks with large dollar signs on them. And what’s the monocle for?
If Obama is so anti-American, then how come the only sort of terrorists he’s been known to hang out with are domestic ones?
Debate pitfall Romney needs to avoid: Sending his butler to debate for him.
See, I’m non-partisan; I make fun of both sides. It’s just that those filthy, bottom-feeding Democrats deserve it more.
Dropbox just suddenly doubled our space. Yay, competition.
How did we judge fellow human beings before we could see how many Twitter followers they have?
We’re all working towards a day where having a racially focused group like the NAACP would be horrifically idiotic, right?
The Walking Dead Comics are good, but they’re also like “what absolutely horrible thing can I subject my readers to next.”
Romney will be fine as long as long as Democrats don’t find out about his 6 other wives and 83 other children. shhhh…
The walk dead comics are very good and the only comics that have made me feel sick.
Note that sickness was always because of what the people in the comics were doing and not what the zombies were doing.
“how long can you go without coffee before you die of coffeelessness?”
twelve hours as long as you are asleep for eleven of them.
“Some day we’ll have to comes to terms that we only get one first black president and we totally screwed it up.”
What do you mean “we”, Frank? I didn’t vote for either of the first Black presidents.
“die of coffeelessness?”
Quite a while, Frank, although the symptoms are not pleasant: foggy headlessness, clumsy stumblinglessness, total cluelessness, and quite literally, increasing lifelessness – requiring immediate…
COFFEE!!
“How did we judge fellow human beings before we could see how many Twitter followers they have?”
By the selection of music videos on their Myspace.
“We’re all working towards a day where having a racially focused group like the NAACP would be horrifically idiotic, right?”
Was there ever a time when the NAACP wasn’t idiotic?
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Finally, I have the backing of an actual black man, Morgan Freeman. Obama is not a black man. I have 2 caucasian parents. I was raised about one mile from Newark airport. I attended public schools. Obama was raised by white people and attended private schools. Thanks for having my back, Morgan, as I’ve said all along – “I am blacker than Obama”.
(clicked submit too soon). Shame we have to settle the way we do, I would have been much happier voting for Herman Cain as our first (real) black president.