…when Obama discovered that private companies would be necessary to run commercials.
…when the Deputy pushed the Sheriff into the line of fire.
They were supposed to start shooting at 9. Obama wouldn’t come out of the make-up room ’til 12, claiming he felt neither “pretty” nor “witty.” Some interns remarked that this seemed rather “gay.”
…when the Death Panels raided the studio and shot the 80-year-old cameraman.
…when the OWS extras refused to leave the set and began urinating on the director’s chair.
…when the producer’s Chevy Volt exploded, taking half the staff with it.
Obama’s chauffeur drove the limo into a ditch on the way to the studio. Before he could put it in reverse, Obama starting beating the windshield with a Louisville slugger for no apparent reason. After the driver finally managed to get a tire on the row, Obama refused to continue on until thanked for his efforts.
…no one knew their lines. Pelosi told them they had to shoot the commercial to find out what was in it.
There was a problem shooting Obama’s new campaign commercial…
…..the entity who actually built his presidency came back and repossessed it.
….someone gave Mr. Romney the actual transcript of Obamas last speech.
….they were going to use Chicago but the production company was set upon by varlets and haven’t been seen since
…..thanks to the morass of new regulations to OSHA, the EPA and other government entities the production had to be disbanded and fines and fees paid, and jail time imposed.
…In the middle of filming, Obama went on a crazy rant about “winning” and abruptly left the set, so they had to replace Obama’s character with Ashton Kutcher.
…It was written and directed by David Lynch: it raises more questions than it answers and nobody seems know what it’s about. It also features Joe Biden as “The Genius” and Janet Napolitano in a female role.
… because we ran out of silver bullets.
…Involving Joe Biden and one of the electrical cables. The Vice President is expected to make a full recovery.
The director let the actors ad lib a few lines… and they – unexpectedly! – told the truth.
When they got set up, they realized all the guns had been walked over the border to Mexico.
obama ducked
…they couldn’t get anyone to show up.
because the film maker wanted to do the commercial in black and white, but Obummer said that was RRRRAAAACCCCCIIIIIISSSSSTTTT.
…the plan was to list all of his accomplishments in a 30-second spot, and they kept coming up 28 seconds short.
…he was in it.
When the solar power camera manufacturer burned through its subsidy and went bankrupt before delivery.
…a hole was ripped in the space-time continuum when the maker of the commercial was convinced he didn’t actually make it.
…when the SPCA demanded that the commercial include the disclaimer, “No dogs were harmed in the making of this commercial.”
…when Obama asked Americans if they were better off now than 4 years ago.
…when video enhancement revealed that Bo the dog was blinking out Morse code for S-O-S.
…when Obama blamed Bush for the poor lighting.
…when a riot broke out after the adoring fans being paid $10 for the shoot found out that others had been paid $15.
…when Obama’s nose grew all the way into the camera lens.
…Obama told them that they couldn’t make the commercial themselves, so they waited around all day for someone to make it for them.
…the teleprompter refused to come out of its dressing room.
They were lost on how to schedule to run it for 7 states.
Somebody else hadn’t paid for it. The wedding was called off.
They were waiting for Obama’s sons to show up.
Oprah nearly went postal when she found her dog mysteriously gone from her dressing room….Obama was just joshing her.
…the caterer could only get canned dog.
and it was Bush’s fault
when they realized there was nothing new in the Obama campaign. But they got over it.
… they couldn’t fit into the Mexi-Canon.
… it was wearing a bullet-proof vest.
… the crew refused to work with Pres. Obama because he didn’t have a SAG or Union Card.
… Vice-Pres. Biden kept forcing a retake because he kept reading the parenthetical directions in the script.
He accidentally told the truth
The crew they gathered to “shoot the president” had no camera equipment or skills.
…when production went long by 6 years.
…the people that were supposed to provide all the shooting got caught and traced back to him before the commercial could be used.
….he kept getting his head stuck in a bucket
Joe forgot to take off the lens cap.
apparently his commercial wasn’t really shovel ready.
his paid celebrity endorser, Morgan Freeman, was unable to say the lines with a straight face.
wardrobe was unable to find a burka that didn’t make Michelle’s butt look big.
biden kept picking his nose on camera.
The photographer was trying to get proof of Sasquatch.
The cameraman kept puking when the occupant spoke.
There was a constant background noise that sounded like someone coughing the word liar.
Canada only lets its people work 4 hours a day.
Hillary kept mistaking the video ‘stop’ button for a rest button.
Hillary kept mistaking the video ‘stop’ button for a reset button.
vampires who suck the life out of others don’t show up on film.
Joe Wilson kept piping up & ruining every take.
Biden kept running around the set with his rainbow-colored pinwheel yelling “WHEEEEEEEE!”
Pelosi’s face broke the camera.
… the union guys who promised to film it decided to twitter their support of Obama instead.
MSNBC shut down and nobody else would play it.
some guy riding a dinosaur with a rocket launcher blew up the set.
nobody cared.
…when Obama discovered that private companies would be necessary to run commercials.
…when the Deputy pushed the Sheriff into the line of fire.
They were supposed to start shooting at 9. Obama wouldn’t come out of the make-up room ’til 12, claiming he felt neither “pretty” nor “witty.” Some interns remarked that this seemed rather “gay.”
…when the Death Panels raided the studio and shot the 80-year-old cameraman.
…when the OWS extras refused to leave the set and began urinating on the director’s chair.
…when the producer’s Chevy Volt exploded, taking half the staff with it.
Obama’s chauffeur drove the limo into a ditch on the way to the studio. Before he could put it in reverse, Obama starting beating the windshield with a Louisville slugger for no apparent reason. After the driver finally managed to get a tire on the row, Obama refused to continue on until thanked for his efforts.
…no one knew their lines. Pelosi told them they had to shoot the commercial to find out what was in it.
There was a problem shooting Obama’s new campaign commercial…
…..the entity who actually built his presidency came back and repossessed it.
….someone gave Mr. Romney the actual transcript of Obamas last speech.
….they were going to use Chicago but the production company was set upon by varlets and haven’t been seen since
…..thanks to the morass of new regulations to OSHA, the EPA and other government entities the production had to be disbanded and fines and fees paid, and jail time imposed.
…In the middle of filming, Obama went on a crazy rant about “winning” and abruptly left the set, so they had to replace Obama’s character with Ashton Kutcher.
*high-fives Bob*
…It was written and directed by David Lynch: it raises more questions than it answers and nobody seems know what it’s about. It also features Joe Biden as “The Genius” and Janet Napolitano in a female role.
Shooting was halted when it was learned someone discovered Obama’s blackmail pictures of John Roberts.
… Biden kept getting distracted by the shiny lights.
…they had to stop. Because it was “Hammer time”.
…the money for the commercial suddenly disappeared and could find it or account for it.
…the weather wasn’t cooperating; the windmills and solar panels couldn’t generate enough power (note the correct use of a semi-colon!)
…Michael Moore’s breakfast before the shoot started put them over budget
…Michael Moore went ballistic after the Secret Service took away his fork
…Sarah Jessica Parker refused to work after she was given the wrong brand of oats
…the Communist Party filed a lawsuit because Obama kept stealing their slogans
oops…that second one should say
…the money for the commercial suddenly disappeared and nobody could find it or account for it.
There was a problem shooting Obama’s new campaign commercial…all the guns were in Mexico.
They lost $500,000 worth of production equipment.
Also, Obama couldn’t get his head out of a bucket and union labor caused the production to run $200 million over budget and 5 years behind schedule.
….Obama gave the order to shoot the commercial, and then claimed he shot the whole thing himself.
…Obama’s hair caught fire when the pyrotechnics went off too early.
SB – I thought that happened during a cocaine freebasing accident?
…the production company went out of business.
…the boom mic kept knocking over the teleprompter.
…because every attempt to capture “transparency” on tape showed up on the monitor as manure.
…Morgan Freeman was pissed that he had to pay a million bucks to be in it.
…because Morgan Freeman kept standing behind the presidential seal and ad-libbing something about a comet.
…the actor’s guild was tied up issuing union cards for all the Democrat plants needed for the pending presidential debates.
Charles S. Dutton sued for plagerism.
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