Someone has started this website 90 Days, 90 Reasons to publish an essay from a different person each day up until Election Day giving reasons to reelect Obama. So far, there’s been an essay from a terrorist seeking the complete destruction of America. Also, there’s one from an ultra-libertarian who thinks the quicker we get to completely bankrupting the government, the sooner it will collapse and we can make some sort of Ayn Rand type society in its place. And then there’s been a couple written by — you know — morons. Hey, there’s one by Roger Ebert!

Anyone, I sent them an essay that will go up later this week as Obama has been a great opportunity for me as a right-wing humorist. I got a best-selling book making fun of him, and if he’s reelected, I could probably do a second edition and sell a ton more copies.

I don’t know what the rest of the 90 reasons will be, though. Probably more morons.