Are you a Muslim and are wondering if there’s a loophole on that whole prohibition of sodomy, a cleric has good news for you: Sodomy is okay if it’s for the purpose of making room to put a bomb in your butt for martyrdom.
Do these people ever just stop and look at themselves sodomizing each other for the purpose of murder and say, “Wow, we’re not just evil — we’re cartoonishly evil.”? I guess it’s just one of those cultural differences Romney was talking about.
What a great way to get to heaven. A hot load of TNT up your butt. Bet it is hard to look casual when you have splody up your rectum.
Allah is a poor excuse for a God. What kind of a bully of a God spreads his religion with terror and violence?
I.E.D. – Intestinal Exploding Device
I.E.D. – Improvised Exploding Doodie
I.E.D. – Improvised Excrement Device
Well, the Muslim religion is really all about love. Oh, and killing anyone who doesn’t believe what you want them to. That, and love.
In another part of the ruling the cleric stated that man on man fellatio was allowed if you planned on stuffing a grenade in your mouth.
I guess they’ll be known as illegal enema combatants.
I guess fudge isn’t the only thing they are packing…
Does this C4 make my butt look big?
Allah only offers two selections of virgins for his jihadis: Women and female camels. Poor homo-jihadis get left out again…
wow…how would you like THAT job –
Muslim 1: “So what do you do to further Islam?”
Muslim 2: “I work with a group that tag-team sodomizes young men for months at a time to prepare them for Martyrdom”
Muslim 1: “what’s the group called?”
Muslim 2: “The Aristocrats”
Coming soon to a TSA checkpoint near you: random colonoscopies.
“Dang, Amed! Check out the sweet IED on that brother over there! By Allah, I’d like to get me a piece of that jihadi’s explosives cache!”
Similar to the psychotic who kills his whole family then commits suicide…if they just had enough sense to reverse the act.
A sodomized singular martyr gets 92 Virginians (unless the polls are wrong!)
Maybe that’s why Bam-Bam was constantly bowing when he showed up in the Middle-East…as if to say, “I’m ready!”
It is also condoned if a Muslim male wants to frequent the bordellos in Afghanistan where they keep young and teenaged boys dressed as women. Look it up. They do this, too.
These people are sickos.
any religion that approves of sodomy for any reason except the avoidance of a mediocre chicken sandwich….well…it’s just plain wrong.
Jihad is sacred, but first we bunga bunga
Must be why the Islamabad Chick-fil-A was so busy yesterday. Death to the Infidels and their chicken too!!!