ObamaCare Means More Expensive Pizza

The founder and CEO of Papa John’s came out and told everyone that Obamacare was going to cause them to raise the price of pizza. Some people are like, “Well, I don’t care if pizza is a couple cents more if everyone gets health care.” Except it’s not just pizza: Everything is going to be more expensive. Also, because of rising costs, there are going to be layoffs. Now, in this economy, is what we need fewer jobs and for everything to be more expensive? No, that is the opposite of what we need. Isn’t that the message we need right now in the presidential campaign: Obama came into office and did the exact opposite of what was needed. Because he didn’t care about how the economy affected people; he just wanted his big liberal legacy. And that’s why we need to kick him out of office and make him watch as we smash his stupid legacy to pieces and then burn those pieces.

And I don’t know why I’m not in charge of all conservative political campaigns; it’s like I’m the only one who understands things.

8 Comments

  1. I don’t think the price of pizza or other things that are sold by a single unit, such as “a pizza”, or “a candy bar”, or “a car.”

    They just are made a little smaller, which makes it cheaper to produce. Remember when a large Godfather’s pizza would feed your entire family? Now I can eat an entire large pizza without hurting myself too much. (Yes, I know specialty shops in New York still sell ENORMOUS Godzilla-size ones that they call “personal.”)

    Except for cars. Cars get more expensive the smaller they are. You wouldn’t believe what I paid for my Matchbox cars. The little, tiny Lamborghini was much more expensive that the real thing!

  2. Taking a trip down ancient memory lane, part of FDR’s first brain dead approach to solving the depression was to compel businesses to raise prices. He reasoned that this would put more money in the system — of this, I kid not.

    Perhaps it would be racist to compare Obama with a pasty white president. Or would I be ableist to compare a disabled president with Obama?

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