Straight Line of the Day: Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…

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Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech…

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  1. The IRS started an audit against him.

    The Media dug into his background and condemned him for regularly jaywalking.

    Roseanne Barr tweeted a wish for the person’s death.

    Cher tweeted the person is a racist.

    Joy Behar called the person a b**ch.

    He was exiled from entering Chicago.

    MoveOn posted the person’s address online. ACT-UP, Code Pink, and Occupy Wall Street began a sit-in protest in front.

  2. And the sign said
    Everybody welcome, come in
    Kneel down and pray
    But when they passed around
    The plate at the end of it all
    I didn’t have a penny to pay

    So I got me a pen and a paper
    And I made up my own little sign
    I said, thank you Obama
    For thinking bout me
    I’m alive and doing fine, woo!

  3. …and all the other union members stoned him for working too much.

    It said “Give me liberty or give me death.” Obama chose to treat it as a “living document” and interpreted it to mean that the bearer was suicidal.

    …and all the letters were upside down. Biden is now banned from sign-making.

    …that read “I suport Chik-Fil-A ‘n glowbul warmean.” The flatulent bovine responsible was among the more intelligent attendees.

    …defending CFA and attacking gun control. The results were not pretty.

    …but before anyone could read it, Michael Moore ate it.

    It said: “I know where you live.”

    …with a picture of a gun. Despite poor attendance, the panic that ensued still caused $3 billion in damages, mostly because Michelle spilled her drink on her dress.

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