Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech…
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UPDATE: Linked by Surviving College as a Conservative
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech…
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UPDATE: Linked by Surviving College as a Conservative
nobody in the crowd could read it.
No they didn’t. Someone else made that happen.
…it was a single finger.
…and Obama got confused and read it out loud.
Darnit Hostage, you stole my joke but you left out the bit about how he thought it was TOTUS.
Shoot.
Secondary joke
Then the staffer handed the sign out to show how grassroots Obama’s appeal is.
…and Obama mistook it for a teleprompter, sounding off the most confidently ever heard “Obama is a warmongering cheat”. He was the only person to not notice the mistake.
…it read “eat les dawg”.
It read: I am sorry I couldn’t make a better sign. Signed, President Obama.
reading “Eat Mor Chiken” and Biden didn’t get the irony
A *white* sign; racist!
It was blank, because there is nothing to make fun of about Obama. (http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-baker/2012/04/25/correspondents-dinner-headliner-kimmel-insists-it-s-hard-make-fun-cool-)
~MHC
It read “Will Vote For Work”
But obama had to enact the sign before he could find out what it said.
but the sign didn’t have no money
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech… But there wasn’t anyone there to read it.
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech… They were going to do the wave but that is hard with only 40 people.
…that said “Liar.”
That’s an easy one.
Close JW.
But the sign was broke having had to pay for Obamacare.
…and out of habit everyone yelled “Racist!”
…and the next day was notified he was being audited by the IRS.
…that read: UFO’s are real, it’s Obama that’s imaginary.
Are you kidding me Son of Bob…everyone posting here is going to be audited by the IRS.
The IRS started an audit against him.
The Media dug into his background and condemned him for regularly jaywalking.
Roseanne Barr tweeted a wish for the person’s death.
Cher tweeted the person is a racist.
Joy Behar called the person a b**ch.
He was exiled from entering Chicago.
MoveOn posted the person’s address online. ACT-UP, Code Pink, and Occupy Wall Street began a sit-in protest in front.
…and it said: ” Ditto the sign in front of Ray Gaster’s Lumber Store. See me for details”
Ray Gaster’s my new hero.
And the sign said
Everybody welcome, come in
Kneel down and pray
But when they passed around
The plate at the end of it all
I didn’t have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and a paper
And I made up my own little sign
I said, thank you Obama
For thinking bout me
I’m alive and doing fine, woo!
Obama was initially excited about this new level of enthusiasm, but later found out it was just a paid SEIU sign-holder.
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech… and Obama took credit for it.
“Applause”
“the beatings will continue until morale improves”
“hey you in the fifth row not cheering…we see you”
“welcome comrade Putin”
“who is John Gault?”
…It said ‘John 3:16’ and Obama responded: “I think your watch is broken John, it’s not even noon yet.”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech… It read, “Where’s my money, be-yotch!”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…It read, “Free Toto!”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…It read, “I’m here for the beer (summit).”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…”Moonbat spoken here.”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…”If I were Elizabeth Warren this would be an eco-friendly smoke signal.”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…It read, “If you can read this, then your school district wasn’t unionized.”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…It read, “I named my horse Hay Hoof Hearted.”
Someone Held Up a Sign at an Obama Speech…It read, “Harry the Pedarist: Release Your P2P Files.”
…and the press corpse complained.
… But as there was no one there to see it rise, was it really a sign?
…and all the other union members stoned him for working too much.
It said “Give me liberty or give me death.” Obama chose to treat it as a “living document” and interpreted it to mean that the bearer was suicidal.
…and all the letters were upside down. Biden is now banned from sign-making.
…that read “I suport Chik-Fil-A ‘n glowbul warmean.” The flatulent bovine responsible was among the more intelligent attendees.
…defending CFA and attacking gun control. The results were not pretty.
…but before anyone could read it, Michael Moore ate it.
It said: “I know where you live.”
…with a picture of a gun. Despite poor attendance, the panic that ensued still caused $3 billion in damages, mostly because Michelle spilled her drink on her dress.
… Obama mistook it for his teleprompter and immediately ordered the arrest of Eric Holder for his involvement in Fast and Furious.
…he didn’t get any money, but being a Democrat he was featured on Dumb Crook News and offered a cabinet post.
…but since it didn’t contain a flattering picture of The 0ne, no mention was made of it in the media.
Someone held up a sign at an Obama speech…it was Joe Biden. The crayon scrawled sign said “I’m with stupid ->”. Obama then waved.
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