Both he and Jesus Christ were playing golf and sank a ball each into the water. Jesus walked out onto the water reached down into the shallow end, where his ball was, and pulled it out. Obama, seeing this took two steps into the water and fell flat on his face. One person walking by asked, “What happened? Did he think he was Jesus Christ?” Christ responded, “I guess he didn’t see the rocks I stepped on.”
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course…the links were in such terrible shape because despite spending trillions of taxpayer’s money, he’s failed to create any “greens jobs”.
He got a hole-in-one that he couldn’t take credit for. Because someone had to make the club and the ball he used. Someone had to build the golf course he played on. Someone had to put the hole on the spot on the green where his ball happened to roll at that particular moment in time…
every time he got a good shot off, his caddy, the groundskeeper, the course designer, and pretty much everyone else would take credit and insist that he wouldn’t have made that shot without their efforts
A loud group of people were partying behind him. They were drinking and driving, and kept heckling him about “staying off the grass,” and “improving his lie.” He didn’t get mad though. He was just trying to iron out the disagreement but then he found out he was dealing with a tee-party.
…It looked like he was going to make par on the 17th hole when, suddenly, one of the windmill blades knocked the ball away from the entryway. Obama had to finish the hole by putting through the castle instead.
He bet Tiger Woods he could too get all four Majors in one year because of some openly gay service members he knew who liked to hang around the 19th hole.
Every time he yells “Fore!” someone yells back “Trillion!”
Those hundreds of Mexicans killed in Fast and Furious came back as zombies and really tore up the back nine.
… He drew Kim Jung Il as his 4th.
When asked if he wanted to improve his lie, he couldn’t pick just one.
…those darn presidential duties.
…someone kept score…the real score.
…his game was interrupted and he was taken to a room and forced to watch the US military kill some poor terrorist on a video screen.
Chris Matthews wouldn’t stop tingling during his backswing. Totally screwed up his game.
Both he and Jesus Christ were playing golf and sank a ball each into the water. Jesus walked out onto the water reached down into the shallow end, where his ball was, and pulled it out. Obama, seeing this took two steps into the water and fell flat on his face. One person walking by asked, “What happened? Did he think he was Jesus Christ?” Christ responded, “I guess he didn’t see the rocks I stepped on.”
He realized he had no balls.
…on the eighteenth, he blamed a bush and asked for a mulligan, but since he used that excuse on the previous 17 holes, his partners finally said no.
no entry here, just digging the replies so far. (Kinda makes me miss Bob Hope.)
…they didn’t have ladies tees.
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course…the links were in such terrible shape because despite spending trillions of taxpayer’s money, he’s failed to create any “greens jobs”.
He found the real murderer; OJ had to mind the nuclear launch codes.
Mitt Romney and the rest of his foresome insisted on playing through.
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course… A sheik walked by and Obama bowed in the middle of his back swing.
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course… Moochelle got a hold of the club house menu.
The worst thing happened to Obama on the golf course… Golf Cart One had a dead battery.
…He heard the tournament was a shotgun start, and refused to play without Eric Holder.
He was going for his 12th hole in one when a BP oil spill ruined his shot. He still blames Bush
He had to quit after just 8 holes to go take credit for killing Bin Laden.
He got a hole-in-one that he couldn’t take credit for. Because someone had to make the club and the ball he used. Someone had to build the golf course he played on. Someone had to put the hole on the spot on the green where his ball happened to roll at that particular moment in time…
Sorry, folks. I have to call this one early with what Zach wrote: “When asked if he wanted to improve his lie, he couldn’t pick just one.”
After reading it, I felt like that rapper Eminem faced off against in the finale to “8 Mile.” It just can’t be topped.
Congrats, Zach.
CIA, NSA, FBI, NCIS, BBQ… no one could find his balls.
He forgot whether you’re supposed to add or subtract to cheat in golf.
every time he got a good shot off, his caddy, the groundskeeper, the course designer, and pretty much everyone else would take credit and insist that he wouldn’t have made that shot without their efforts
…someone informed him that you are supposed to yell “fore” no matter what hole you’re playing.
A loud group of people were partying behind him. They were drinking and driving, and kept heckling him about “staying off the grass,” and “improving his lie.” He didn’t get mad though. He was just trying to iron out the disagreement but then he found out he was dealing with a tee-party.
he got beat by Ty Webb and Danny Noonan in front of all the members.
Clinton shot a 65.
Tom – that’s 4 lower than I would’ve expected from Clinton.
…It looked like he was going to make par on the 17th hole when, suddenly, one of the windmill blades knocked the ball away from the entryway. Obama had to finish the hole by putting through the castle instead.
…He was told if he got the ball into the clown’s mouth he could get a hole-in-one, but he ended up giving Biden a concussion instead.
He was on hole 2012 and his chickens started coming home to roost. It doesn’t look as if he’s gunna finish this time.
He bet Tiger Woods he could too get all four Majors in one year because of some openly gay service members he knew who liked to hang around the 19th hole.
He overheard his new nickname “a-hole in one term”.
His jobs council played through and he accidently met with them.
Michelle told him he’d had enough greens for the day.
…he picked Joe Biden to be his caddy.
…the Occupy protest was squatting on the back nine.
Val Jarrett grabbed his ear and hauled his ass back to the Oval Office so he could sign off on one of her decisions.
Ogrrre
…he, not Mommy Government, was given credit for his own swings, like some backwater hillbilly.
…Biden showed up.
…He got confused and instead of shouting “Fore” , He shouted “ALLAH AKBAR!”
someone actually kept score correctly.
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