From Kensington:

We’re concerned about growing the economy; they’re obsessed with raising taxes on “rich” people.

From Tina Stull:

Having smoking and non-smoking sections in the same room is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool.

From David Burge:

Sewing a rainbow flag onto your brown shirt does not make you Gandhi.

From Joshua Malina:

I like to stand in the middle of Starbucks shrieking at Siri to find a closer one.

From Ace of Spades:

The issue here isn’t whether Harry Reid is, or isn’t, or is a pederast. The question is only “What are we going to do about it?”