My golf skills are an important aide to maritime navigation. I could swing from the deck of a ship lost at sea and reliably hit sand.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) August 20, 2012
Why worry homeschool kids won’t get socialized? It’s spending most of your time around a mob of your own age that is unnatural.
— Megan McArdle (@asymmetricinfo) August 20, 2012
My personal life coach quit today. My life inspired him to pursue his own dreams.
— Kevin Butler (@TheKevinButler) August 20, 2012
FACT: writing “fact” in authoritative uppercase letters means whatever comes next is 100% true.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) August 20, 2012
Median income should be zero. I mean, they’re just slabs of concrete.
— donni(@donni) August 20, 2012

FACT: Joe Biden has never, publicly, uttered the phrase “Stand up, Steve-o” to Stephen Hawking.
FACT: Stephen Hawking has yet to deny that his research was actually done by Joe Biden.
FACT: The media has been strangely silent on the connection between Hawking and Biden.
and….
FACT: Harry Reid has yet to deny being a pederast or having an affiliation with the Manson Family back in the late 1960s.
Re: Megan McArdle’s “wisdom”: The problem with homeschooling is you miss-out on all those ‘crushes’ you normally have with classmates of the opposite sex. I remember having a new one each year. They sure were fun.
Ah, Kevin Butler. I’ll never forget his 60-yarder for the Dawgs against Clemson in ’84. Or was that a different Kevin Butler?