[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden…
BIDEN: …but you in the Muslim community have always been some of Barack’s biggest supporters. And, God bless ya’ for that. Oh, I’m sorry, Allah bless you. Or, is it Mohammed? Ya know, I’ve met so many of you today named Mohammed. Which one of you is the real one? Who’s the real Mohammed? Is it you? No? I didn’t think so. Well, by God, you’re all the real Mohammed as far as I’m concerned. That’s right. But, throughout our history the Muslim community has been the backbone of America. When we were fighting to start this brand new country called America, who was right there fighting side-by-side with us against the Canadians? The Muslims! That’s right. And, when we were struggling to put a man on the moon, who provided the vital technology that allowed us to put astronauts into space? The Muslims. And, when we were a country that was still reeling from the vicious attacks perpetrated against us back on that rainy 9/11 morning, who was it that stood with us… who were our friends that reached out in support of this country, who helped us recover and rebuild, and fight back against those that perpetrated those brutal attacks? That’s right. You’re darn right, it was the Muslims…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Eh, Joe…ya see that corner over there? Go stand in it.
You’re darn right, Joe. You know what they call the kind of smarts you got, Joe? I’m tellin’ ya, you’ve got it and you should be real proud, Joe. “Crackerbarrel wisdom,” Joe. That’s what you got, buddy! Good for you!
Hehe – Son of Bob is contagious! (Or is it Joe?)
Son of Bob, you forgot his introduction:
Well, how do ya do? I’m Joe-hamad Biden.