The White House says President Obama did not monitor last week’s Republican Convention.
That’s ok. His empty chair caught the important part.
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Nope, Obama didn’t “monitor” the Republican convention. He just doesn’t care what Romney does. In fact, he doesn’t even know who Romney is. In fact, he’s not actually sure who he’s running against in this election because he’s too busy doing “important president stuff” and saving the country everyday. Yup, that’s the ticket. In fact, he’s too busy because he’s also a superhero at night who saves kittens from burning buildings. So, after working 15 hours each day to make America better, then working another 10 hours each night as a mysterious crime-fighting superhero, he just doesn’t have time to watch Romney, the guy who he’s never heard of anyway. Yup. I believe it.
Of couse he didn’t. He had an ally listen to it and give him a short precis of the information without all of the complaints and comments about himself.
Obama didn’t monitor the RNC because he has ADD and the combination of all those letters, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSLSD confused him some just sat in the corner of the Offal Office with a bucket on his head.
Nope, Obama didn’t “monitor” the Republican convention. He just doesn’t care what Romney does. In fact, he doesn’t even know who Romney is. In fact, he’s not actually sure who he’s running against in this election because he’s too busy doing “important president stuff” and saving the country everyday. Yup, that’s the ticket. In fact, he’s too busy because he’s also a superhero at night who saves kittens from burning buildings. So, after working 15 hours each day to make America better, then working another 10 hours each night as a mysterious crime-fighting superhero, he just doesn’t have time to watch Romney, the guy who he’s never heard of anyway. Yup. I believe it.
Obama didn’t monitor the RNC because the Wookie hid the remote because it was his night to “screw the pooch”.
Of couse he didn’t. He had an ally listen to it and give him a short precis of the information without all of the complaints and comments about himself.
Obama didn’t monitor the RNC because he has ADD and the combination of all those letters, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSLSD confused him some just sat in the corner of the Offal Office with a bucket on his head.