It’s your quote of the day from How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome. This one is from “Chapter Five: Our Children”:
Now, think about it: If I told you that your job for the next seventeen years would be nothing but learning, you’d expect to come out of that as Batman—a master of everything. But we’re lucky if our kids graduate with the ability to read and one marketable skill. That’s not even as good as Aquaman.

Yes! One of my favorite quotes from your new book, although it infuriates my wife, who is a teacher.
I’m just past the preface. I must say, I understand the desire to hammer badgers, though in my part of the midwest, we find badgers more of a nuisance than a real problem. We have much more of a problem with wolverines (except the Red Dawn kind and the one from X-men, even if he is Canadian, cause he could probably beat us up). In fact, every year we have a special day dedicated to stomping wolverines. It falls on the last Saturday of the college football regular season. This year, it will be on November 24. Hopefully, on that day, there will be some wolverine guts all over High Street. Yup, we hates us some wolverines.