…works this way: Government workers make the food and throw it directly into the garbage, cutting out the middle man — the government union workers get paid, the kids don’t eat any of those fattening calories, and more government workers haul the uneaten food away. Win-win-win!
will not apply to her own children; safely ensconced in private schools and fed by a private chef.
will do little to nothing to make anyone healthier.
Sorry, I can’t be funny. This topic just makes me sick. Children are going hungry and people can’t feed them and still meet the new requirements of the federal government. Growing children need more calories than adults, and adolescents are notoriously picky. If my tax dollars are being spent to feed those in need, I’d like to know they are actually being fed, not throwing away food and still going hungry to make a bureaucrat feel better. Also, there are hundreds of things a person can be that are worse than fat.
Sending hundreds of messages to children that make them fear being overweight does nothing to make them healthier – in fact it plants the seeds of eating disorders.
Okay, I should stop . . . this is a place for comedy.
Just gave Romney a bunch of votes and made a bunch of future conservatives. There are some really peed off parents not normally political, out there going WTF?
Just solidified her room reservation in hell. She’ll be bunking with Bloomburg (or is it Bloomberg?)
…is the food rejected from famine-inflicted countries.
…has turned bad school lunch jokes into a terrifying reality.
…is most definitely ::NOT:: the cause of the recent wave of students gnawing on their own legs. It’s more likely anger from watching the offensive Mohammad video, or maybe the influence of the TEA party.
…: Grule (No, you may not have more.)
…. using starvation to cure obesity.
…. let them eat rice cakes, she said around a mouth full of kobe beef.
…charges people more to not eat their vegetables, thus consume more calories, thus gain weight (in Soviet Russia).
…bans hot dogs, chili dogs, and corn dogs, but luckily for Barry, water dogs are still allowed. Watch yourself, Bo!
…works this way: Government workers make the food and throw it directly into the garbage, cutting out the middle man — the government union workers get paid, the kids don’t eat any of those fattening calories, and more government workers haul the uneaten food away. Win-win-win!
…contains dog. Did you know Obama ate a dog?
…has sold a lot of lunch boxes and brown paper bags, but very few books dealing with anorexia and bulimia.
…has calorie counts for every breed of dog but lists chihuahua on a stick as a dessert so they are banned.
…has created 2,000,000 vomit mopper jobs.
…has printed at the bottom the emergency number for Roto Rooter.
….will in no way affect the hearty meals consumed by princesses Sasha and Malia at Sidwell Friends Pirvate Preparatory School.
…has the caloric value of meals served from the back of a Soviet gulag chuckwagon.
….guarantees that public school students will be even less energetic, and thus less likely to revolt against academic indoctrination
will not apply to her own children; safely ensconced in private schools and fed by a private chef.
will do little to nothing to make anyone healthier.
Sorry, I can’t be funny. This topic just makes me sick. Children are going hungry and people can’t feed them and still meet the new requirements of the federal government. Growing children need more calories than adults, and adolescents are notoriously picky. If my tax dollars are being spent to feed those in need, I’d like to know they are actually being fed, not throwing away food and still going hungry to make a bureaucrat feel better. Also, there are hundreds of things a person can be that are worse than fat.
Sending hundreds of messages to children that make them fear being overweight does nothing to make them healthier – in fact it plants the seeds of eating disorders.
Okay, I should stop . . . this is a place for comedy.
…would make the “lunchroom ladies” that cooked our schools food when I was a kid barf in disgust.
… is much like her husbands policies. Not much substance and hard to swallow.
… is tastier and more nutritious in printed form than the food itself.
…..is what the commies used to eat in the salt mines.
…has been universally rejected by the kids who acutally have to eat the slop.
Soylant Green
… includes “mystery meat”. Her husband eagerly approves…. has anyone seen Bo lately?
…is just another version of the Biafa NoCalNoFatNoCarb Diet popular back in 1968.
…now gives you the option of donating your lunch money to Obama ’12 campaign.
…doubles as a medical waste disposal pamphlet.
Just gave Romney a bunch of votes and made a bunch of future conservatives. There are some really peed off parents not normally political, out there going WTF?
Just solidified her room reservation in hell. She’ll be bunking with Bloomburg (or is it Bloomberg?)
Pooch-ed eggs.
(Anthony) wieners and beans
Rahm-an noodles
Another big serving of bullshit.
Halal only foods
. . . is causing children to demand school vouchers.
…will probably cause muslims to riot.
…is the food rejected from famine-inflicted countries.
…has turned bad school lunch jokes into a terrifying reality.
…is most definitely ::NOT:: the cause of the recent wave of students gnawing on their own legs. It’s more likely anger from watching the offensive Mohammad video, or maybe the influence of the TEA party.
Michelle Obama’s new school lunch menu is just like our president, just eye candy.
… part of a healthy breakfast when consumed along with a healthy breakfast.
proves how much she hates america, past, present and future.
…includes items from her favorite cookbook: To Serve Mankind.
…is printed on the back of the US Constitution, since it isn’t being used for anything else lately.
…has been affectionately nick-named “The Hunger Games” by student who have to eat it.
oops…that should be “students”
…is recommended by 4 out of 5 nutritionists for their patients in Kenya who are starving.
. . . taste’s worse than the old lunch menu.
. . . comes with a plastic hammer and sickle instead of a spork.
. . . requires you spend someone else’s lunch money for it.
. . . is not something her daughters will have to eat.
Now comes in flavors approved by the EPA! (providing it doesn’t offend islam of course)….
A “Hope” poster. Why eat mere food when you can feast on the wonder that is Baarack Hussein Obama.
has no ketchup – because they cannot decide to classify it as a fruit or a vegetable.
is very similar to the lunch menu of children in Kenya.
…….., well, just plain sucks!
(Comment: Grim Observer. I like Soylant Green!!)
…will insure your children will fit in at OWS camps with their distended bellies and the flies crawling over their emaciated bodies.
…is the reason lunch rooms across the nation have installed razor wire and gone to .50 cal ammo.
…doesn’t make much difference because Johnny can’t read it.
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