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  1. …has sold a lot of lunch boxes and brown paper bags, but very few books dealing with anorexia and bulimia.

    …has calorie counts for every breed of dog but lists chihuahua on a stick as a dessert so they are banned.

    …has created 2,000,000 vomit mopper jobs.

    …has printed at the bottom the emergency number for Roto Rooter.

  2. ….will in no way affect the hearty meals consumed by princesses Sasha and Malia at Sidwell Friends Pirvate Preparatory School.

    …has the caloric value of meals served from the back of a Soviet gulag chuckwagon.

    ….guarantees that public school students will be even less energetic, and thus less likely to revolt against academic indoctrination

  3. will not apply to her own children; safely ensconced in private schools and fed by a private chef.

    will do little to nothing to make anyone healthier.

    Sorry, I can’t be funny. This topic just makes me sick. Children are going hungry and people can’t feed them and still meet the new requirements of the federal government. Growing children need more calories than adults, and adolescents are notoriously picky. If my tax dollars are being spent to feed those in need, I’d like to know they are actually being fed, not throwing away food and still going hungry to make a bureaucrat feel better. Also, there are hundreds of things a person can be that are worse than fat.
    Sending hundreds of messages to children that make them fear being overweight does nothing to make them healthier – in fact it plants the seeds of eating disorders.

    Okay, I should stop . . . this is a place for comedy.

  4. …is just another version of the Biafa NoCalNoFatNoCarb Diet popular back in 1968.

    …now gives you the option of donating your lunch money to Obama ’12 campaign.

    …doubles as a medical waste disposal pamphlet.

  5. Just gave Romney a bunch of votes and made a bunch of future conservatives. There are some really peed off parents not normally political, out there going WTF?

    Just solidified her room reservation in hell. She’ll be bunking with Bloomburg (or is it Bloomberg?)

  6. …will probably cause muslims to riot.

    …is the food rejected from famine-inflicted countries.

    …has turned bad school lunch jokes into a terrifying reality.

    …is most definitely ::NOT:: the cause of the recent wave of students gnawing on their own legs. It’s more likely anger from watching the offensive Mohammad video, or maybe the influence of the TEA party.

  7. . . . taste’s worse than the old lunch menu.

    . . . comes with a plastic hammer and sickle instead of a spork.

    . . . requires you spend someone else’s lunch money for it.

    . . . is not something her daughters will have to eat.

  8. …will insure your children will fit in at OWS camps with their distended bellies and the flies crawling over their emaciated bodies.

    …is the reason lunch rooms across the nation have installed razor wire and gone to .50 cal ammo.

    …doesn’t make much difference because Johnny can’t read it.

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