So are we back to “the election is already over and Romney has lost” that we were before the debates?

Has Nate Silver factored into his numbers that he’s stupid and he smells and nobody likes him?

I bet in 1980 there were people actually claiming to be really excited for a second Carter term. Only fooling themselves.

Global warming is a scientific fact. Scientists have warmed globes in a lab.

So Bob Menendez murdered his parents and is now short-changing hookers?

If you’re trying to change the country through political activism, you suck at changing the country.

The worst thing was that Bob Menendez paid the female prostitutes only 70% of what he paid the male one.

Not much is being done about climate change. Has anyone tried whining about it?

In a country that holds liberty dear, Mike Bloomberg would have been exiled to Antarctica by now.

Since views on gun control have gone one direction for 50 years, is Bloomberg trying to get movement on the issue principled or insane?

Beyond just a plain contempt for individual freedom, Bloomberg seems quite sheltered from reality.

I guess an undecided voter is someone who treats national elections with as much regard as I do local elections.

We need to educate people on the importance of liberty and that government is our servant until everyone spits on Bloomberg when they see him.

With massive growing debt and global warming, our descendants will all be completely bankrupt and constantly getting hit by giant hurricanes. Heh. Sucks to be them.

“F***ing magnets, how do they taste?” -how federal government thinks most people react to Buckyballs

If Romney is elected president, I wonder if we can impeach Obama over Benghazi before January? That would be fun. We could have Biden be president for a couple hilarious weeks before Romney takes over.

So what’s your favorite method of voter suppression? I like designing confusing ballots.

For this Movember thing, I’m going to try to grow a mustache this month. I don’t think I’ll actually succeed, but we’ll see.