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Note the photoshop job on the Snickers bar. I nearly missed that.
Archive of entries posted on 23rd November 2012
I Finally Understand the Difference Between ‘Magazine’ and ‘Clip’
[High Praise! to Gotta Get Drunk First (Adult language – NSFW)]
I’ve loaded and emptied a lot of magazines, but I’ve never used a clip, or even seen one in real life.
Won’t More Government Paperwork Just Stress People Out and Make Them Smoke More?
A public health organization suggested that tobacco smokers should be required to apply and pay for a “smoker’s license” in order to continue buying cigarettes.
I’m sure the idea will be championed by the same people who oppose voter ID.
You’ve Been Judged!
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “Thanksgiving at the White House…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Surprisingly, NOT a Quote From Ted Nugent
Link of the Day: Satire – Breaking! New Obama Scandals!
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Scandals, Scandals Everywhere…
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Satire: Screenshot of Obama’s Desktop (Huh… Still Running XP)
Your Dog Fetches Beer? Pffft! Got Ya Beat…
Straight Line of the Day: FOX Is Developing a Comedy About Marijuana Legalization. It Will Be Called…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Fox is developing a comedy about marijuana legalization. It will be called…
Obama Needs to Consult With Better Psychologists
The New York Times reports that the Obama campaign consulted with a team of behavioral psychologists before the election.
Apparently Joe Biden’s unbridled enthusiasm was a result of them saying he should “be committed”.