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For liberals, I’m thinking their only two lines are “That’s not fair” and “The government should pay for that”.
Lord knows I’ve never heard them say anything else.
Archive of entries posted on 11th November 2012
Some Perspective on Perspective on Benghazi
[High Praise! to Grandpa John]
Here is the apparent attitude of the Obama Administration on the 9/11 terrorist attacks in Benghazi:
What’s the big deal about 4 American deaths in Benghazi? It is still much safer there than being in Chicago, even on a slow weekend.
Grandpa John’s response:
Yeah, but when gangbangers report that they are under attack, other bangers immediately send backup.
Link of the Day: Bill O’Reilly’s Open Letter to President Obama
[High Praise! to CTCompromise]
A Personal Note to President Obama
There’s just one thing I’ll take exception to in this:
I well understand that the “tax the rich” mantra got you some political currency. But we both know that strategy will do little to stimulate anything other than jealousy.
I disagree.
“Tax the rich” is now a winning message in America, and Democrats have now proven they can ride that jealousy to power in any district (or nationally) where the voters are predominantly Johnny Punchclocks or Wanda Welfares.
The productive and entrepreneurial are officially an oppressed minority in America now.
I don’t think Bill quite gets that.
Something changed in America last week. We’ve crossed over from Atlas Shrugged Part I to Atlas Shrugged Part II.
What comes next is either Part III or chaos, fire, and blood.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Two Pictures: Why I Still Hate Obama Over Benghazi
Happy Veterans Day
PNOTW
Keln of Nuking Politics has chosen the Punchline Nuker of the Week.
Veterans Day: Honor
[High Praise! to The Simple Life]
To those who served before, with, and after me – thank you.
To those who were civilians from 1985 to 1991 – thank you for being the kind of Americans worth serving.
Veterans Day 2012
It was a veteran, not a reporter,
Who guaranteed freedom of the press.
It was a veteran, not a poet,
Who guaranteed freedom of speech.
It was a veteran, not a campus organizer,
Who guaranteed freedom to demonstrate.
It was a veteran, not a minister,
Who guaranteed freedom to worship.
It was a veteran, not a salesman,
Who guaranteed freedom to own property.
It was a veteran, not a travel agent,
Who guaranteed freedom to travel.
It was a veteran, not a politician,
Who guaranteed freedom to vote.
It is a veteran who salutes the Flag,
Risks it all for the Flag,
And who is buried beneath the Flag.
— J. L. Sager *
lolbama! Part 109
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Nothing really obscure this week. No prize.
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STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
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