A Montana state senator is asking to be paid in gold coins because of his lack of faith in the US dollar.
Even stranger, he’s also demanding an eye-patch and a parrot.
Archive of entries posted on 21st November 2012
This Is Why the Left REALLY Hates The Drudge Report
[High Praise! to The Camp of the Saints]
Juxtaposition is a two-edged sword, MSM, and Drudge is Inigo Montoya to your Count Rugen.
You’ve Been Judged!
Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “The biggest surprise of the final Twilight film…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
T-S-A-mazing!
A 13-year American Airlines employee was accidentally placed on the TSA’s no-fly list and nearly lost his job.
Yup. Just wait until the government runs your healthcare.
The Solution to the Benghazi Problem
[High Praise! to The Last Refuge]
I say, if the Security of Libya needs to be revisited, one way to insure that is to make U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice the new Ambassador to Libya.
Link of the Day: We Are the Producers – How to Starve the Left
[High Praise! to Gunslinger’s Journal]
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Simple Solution to the Illegal Immigration Problem
Senator Rand Paul has called for creating a “path to citizenship” for illegal immigrants.
Um… there’s already a path, it’s “go home and get in the back of the line.”
It Always Goes Wrong When We Come to the Dessert.
Straight Line of the Day: Thanksgiving at the White House…
Head Bucket Versus Iron Dome
So Israel’s new missile defense system, the Iron Dome, has been doing a pretty good job of deflecting the rockets that Hamas has been firing at them. This is even accounting for the fact that many such rockets are poorly aimed as Islamic militants have that nasty habit of yelling “Allah Akbar!” every time they pull a trigger…which totally throws off your aim.
What I want to know is, which is stronger: the Iron Dome, or the President’s head bucket? Because nothing seems to be getting through his head bucket. As in, stuff is getting real in the Middle East while he’s been roaming around Asia looking for more world leaders to insult or bow to.
For instance, remember when Bibi told the United Nations that Iran could “pass the red line”, or have enough weapons grade uranium to make a bomb by sometime around the middle of 2013? Well, the IAEA sort of confirmed it last week. This did not penetrate the head bucket.
What about the fact that Hezbollah, who is as much of an Iranian puppet as Hamas is, isn’t getting involved in this latest skirmish with Israel? Could that mean Iran is holding Hezbollah in reserve in case Israel decides to attack? That’s not getting through the head bucket either.
So, as great as the Iron Dome appears to be, it seems that our President’s head bucket is far more effective at keeping danger at bay. Or at least the knowledge of danger, and since knowing is half the battle, or something, that keeps him at least 50% safe. Right?
Until he takes the bucket off that is…if he ever does.
Belgium Offends Albinos
To avoid offending anyone, government officials in Brussels, Belgium are calling their Christmas tree the “Electric Winter Tree”.
Say, wasn’t that the Edgar Winter Group’s original band name?