All pies, cakes, sweet potatos, ambrosia and other sweet foods and desserts will be kept in front of Michelle to be doled out at the end of the meal….if there are any left.
lead Obama to explain his black-eye to a press conference on Friday, as follows — “I was just commenting on the size of the Butterball turkey the WH kitchen had procured… I said, I’ve seen some bigs ones, but that’s the biggest Butt… was all I got out before Michelle slugged me.”
…has been cancelled, because it’s reminiscent of America’s racist, imperialist past and it propagates the inhumane killing and eating of turkeys. The replacement — Askforgiving — will involve Americans apologizing for their nation’s sins and all they have to be ashamed about.
Now has a “You’re Welcome” address by the President. After all since God was banned at the DNC the thanks *HAS* to be given to the President for all the food stamps and Obamaphones he has distributed.
Thanksgiving at the White House…is going to be tough this year. With Hostess out of business, the staff is scrambling to stockpile new “munchie snacks”.
…has three different courses made with dog.
… “Indonesian” turkey has 4 legs and a collar, drumsticks for everybody!!
…looks a lot like Halloween at the trailer park.
…had more turkeys than a Butterball factory.
…only served turkey legs and thighs… white meat has banned.
…features deep-fried turdogen.
All pies, cakes, sweet potatos, ambrosia and other sweet foods and desserts will be kept in front of Michelle to be doled out at the end of the meal….if there are any left.
. . . will have the turkeys around the table, instead of on it.
Inivolved sucking the marrow out of the bones of the Constitution. Mmm mmm good.
lead Obama to explain his black-eye to a press conference on Friday, as follows — “I was just commenting on the size of the Butterball turkey the WH kitchen had procured… I said, I’ve seen some bigs ones, but that’s the biggest Butt… was all I got out before Michelle slugged me.”
Served a gov’t procured turkey at a taxpayer cost of $168,000.00, a steal…… literally….
had more stuffing than the ballot boxes on election day.
…had to forgo the obligatory saying of grace, as no one present was fluent in Arabic.
Obama performed a miracle and turned a huge decadent feast into 5 small loaves and 2 fishes…. Oh wait a minute… that was the economy…. nevermind…
…has been cancelled, because it’s reminiscent of America’s racist, imperialist past and it propagates the inhumane killing and eating of turkeys. The replacement — Askforgiving — will involve Americans apologizing for their nation’s sins and all they have to be ashamed about.
the president followed the usual protocol and pardoned Congress.
will have all seats facing mecca and the main course of Shitzhu.
…has the protocol team scrambling to teach sasquatch some table manners.
is as big of a joke as the occupant.
Now has a “You’re Welcome” address by the President. After all since God was banned at the DNC the thanks *HAS* to be given to the President for all the food stamps and Obamaphones he has distributed.
…is celebrated nationwide as Giving? We’re Taking Day.
…usually has Obama saying “Hey, it’s not my birthday yet” when presented with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh by his illiterate acolytes.
…means free abortions for everyone with one in the oven.
…as always has Michelle steaming, Barry baked and Biden playing with his giblets.
…gave thanks that the media had pardoned FOUR turkeys…. right before election day…. The economy, unemployment, Sandy, and Benghazi….
…once had Michelle so full that she loosened her boob belt and Barry landed outside the beltway.
Begins with the Adhan as the Wookie and Wooketts reverently don their Burkahs.
Thanksgiving at the White House…does not include turkey on the menu, since that would amount to cannabalism for everyone invited.
Thanksgiving at the White House…is going to be tough this year. With Hostess out of business, the staff is scrambling to stockpile new “munchie snacks”.
Thanksgiving at the White House…will have only dark meat on the menu, again.
Thanksgiving at the White House…is an oxymoron.
…was kicked off with a prayer to allah, thanking him for the spoils of the infidel, followed immediately by a smoke break.
…involves Joe Biden greeting all the guests wearing a mask and shouting ‘Trick or Treat!’
…had seventeen new dishes of soy-based materials, only three of whom were tried before Bo found one and died.
…Obama continued the presidential Thanksgiving tradition by giving Bo a pardon.
Thanksgiving at the White House… is awkward, as no one has the guts explain to Obummer that it isn’t in honor of HIM.
…had Obama pardoning Bo.
(I see Bob beat me to my last one)
Peace is dead. ‘Peace,’ one of two turkeys President Obama pardoned last Thanksgiving was euthanized on Monday.*
(true store)
er… That is (True story)
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