[High Praise! to VW (via email)]
1. “Hey, at least that successful Mormon businessman didn’t win.”
2. “Didn’t your lady parts warn you this would happen?”
3. “Look at the bright side, gay marriage passed in four states.”
4. “Hey, Big Bird still has a job. Isn’t that the important thing?”
5. “I am sure Obama cares deeply about your situation. Maybe he’ll send you a postcard from Hawaii.”
6. “Well, look at the bright side, Rush Limbaugh is getting a massive tax increase.”
7. “Hey! Now you’ll have more time to play with your unicorn.”
8. “Isn’t it worth losing your job to know that religious organizations now have to pay for abortions and contraceptives?”
9. “Well, now you and Keith Olbermann have something else in common.”
10. “Forward!”
I thought this would be a list of “I told you so” “I told you so” x10
11. “That’s great! Obama has been trying to get more people to sign up for food stamps. He really knows how to get things done!”
12. “You’re just trying to avoid those new “rich people taxes” you freeloader!”
13. “You know, those food stamps will help you look amazing.”
14. Congratulations! You are officially part of the 47%!
15. Hows that “Hope” thing working out?
16. It looks like that “Change” is working.
There’s always, “You can still get behind a leader who blames everything on everyone else.”
One of your best ones yet, Harvey.
@7 – Thanks, but none of these are mine. The list was sent to me in an email.
Gee, where have I seen this before?
http://atrueobamanation.blogspot.com/2012/12/what-to-say-to-obama-voter-who-just-got.html
Credit goes to the very funny V the K of Caption This (who cross-posted it at my blog himself).
http://www.vthek.net/2012/12/things-to-say-to-obama-voter-who-just.html
What about “at least you have your health-care!”
Oh . . . “laid OFF”. Makes more sense now.