[High Praise! to Sondrakistan]
Some amateur herbalist in CO gets happy on his government-approved grass, gets behind the wheel of his Plymouth Valiant to hit up 7-11 for Doritos and Yoo-Hoo, and plows into a school bus.
In the mind of a prog, which actor is responsible for this tragedy: the weed, the car, or the Doritos?
Now, if he were driving a Volt, the answer would be Doritos because GM ain’t got enough money to pay off big in a lawsuit.
He should sue 7-11. If they had home delivery service it would have prevented this tragedy and would provide jobs for the homeless.
Now, if he were driving a
LeafVolt, the answer would be Doritos because GM ain’t got enough money to pay off big in a lawsuit.FTFY
Bacon to you, Scott. I fixed the post.
Give up my Doritos? From my cold, stained hands!
Mmm…. Bacon….
It would depend on if the bus driver was a gun owner. If that was the case, it would be the gun’s fault.
Easy one. The correct “progressive” answer is that we need more regulations to create safer school buses that can withstand impacts from impaired drivers.
Son of Bob, you actually are 100% correct. Last June some kid plowed into the back of a school bus while breaking laws, and there was a push to add a safety bumper below the regular one like on tractor trailers.
Very easy for a prog to answer: BUSH!
The driver made the decision, and if he/she is underage-Mom and Dad.