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Technology is amazing. Sure, they come up with silly things, but the genius of technology isn’t just developing the new tech, but the applications for the tech.
For instance, there’s a technology that controls roaches. It’s called RoboRoach. Well, now there’s been an advancement in robotic roach technology. Seems someone figured out how to control RoboRoaches through the Twitterz.
During certain time periods, according to the article, they allowed tweets to control roaches, using hashtags like #TweetRoachLeft and #TweetRoachRight.
The next step? I suggest using Democrats. Shouldn’t be a big jump in technology to control a slightly (but only slightly) more complex life form than roaches. Democrats would be perfect.
Only, anyone who sends #TweetObamaLeft needs to be beat with a stick.
The “autocrat” should be designed to turn dems to the right only. No “left” commands permited in the programming.
BTW, “Autocrat” will be designed for “automatically” turning “democrats” to the right. I like it!
How about #TweetObamaOff ?
That would be so nice.
Where does PECKER (People for Ethical Cockroach Experiments and Research) stand on this? If they can control a bug this easily, how much harder would it be to control Obama voters? Oh wait, they already do, never mind.