We’re not going to pay attention to the obesity epidemic until it affects more movie stars and super models.
Since theoretically right-wing rhetoric is supposed to inspire violence, no one pays attention when left-wing rhetoric does in practice.
I think everyone can agree that fans of Piers Morgan should not have access to firearms.
With left-wing speech inspiring so much violence, Obama should do the responsible thing and cancel his State of the Union address.
I’m a bit uncomfortable joking about a killer still on the loose, but… Piers Morgan.
I wonder how different history would be if Hitler didn’t have a distinctive mustache.
BREAKING: Obama has adopted Chris Rock. Will not let him play football.
I called the new Community starting with some sort of laugh track fake out to get people to freak out.
Well, I didn’t actually call it in a way I could prove I did.
So why in the world did NBC get rid of Dan Harmon if they weren’t planning a huge change to Community?
Piers Morgan has fans? Really? How on earth can a bombastic, pompous ass like him have any fans?
Obama has adopted Chris Rock. Will not let him play football. Plans extensive plastic surgery to make him look more Trayvon Martinesque.
A high percentage of Piers Morgan fans are cop killers. At least when compared to other talk shows.
The word Chris Rock was looking for was not “Boss” or “Daddy”. The word Chris Rock was looking for is “Massah”
Bacon for Ben!