Ray Lewis was conducting static electricity experiments in the locker room at half time — rubbing Niner’s fans on his head and sticking them to the ceiling.
…it was a distraction so that IRS agents could sneak into your house and steal money from your wallet.
…following Obama’s lead, the stadium management decided they could just continue to use as much power as they wanted without regard for how much power was actually available.
The youngest Harbaugh brother, Joe, was upset that his brothers got to coach teams in the Super Bowl but he didn’t. So he pulled the plug on the lights to teach them a lesson.
… Joe Biden wanted to see what happened if he stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet. Let’s be fair : wouldn’t YOU like to see what would happen if Biden stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet?
“. . . was Joooos!” says: Chuck Hagel, Al Sharpton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and heck, let’s face it, every Democrat who isn’t a Jew.
“. . . was those other two guys, not me!” says Ray Lewis.
“. . . was union labor” says every Republican.
“. . . had better not be mentioned at all in any discussion of whether New Orleans is a well-run city or you are a RAAACIST!!1!” says every liberal.
“. . . was the greedy 1% hogging up more than their fair share of the electricity” says every Occupooper.
” . . . absolutely, positively was NOT government-mandated requirements that at least 20% of electricity generated must come from a renewable source” says California’s moonbat-dominated government. Also, your electricity bill increased by 33% because the electric companies are all owned by greedy bastards. Renewal energy is amazingly wonderful and all-good, and capitalists are all-bad, K?
…was the surge caused by all the Chevy volts being unplugged at the same time as their owners all left the stadium after the half time show…since if they drive a volt, they sure weren’t there for the football game
. . .Biden had to go to the restroom, and disconnected himself from the Fuse Box and they needed someone with the correct resistance to fuse it and restart it.
…was Ray Nagin telling MasterBlaster to turn off the power. “Who controls Bartertown!” (h/t Jonah Goldberg)
0bama needed the electricity for his teleprompter.
…will only be known to agents J, K, L, Z….
… was the “drink when Obama refers to blames others” game.
… was Obama testing his new domestic EMP drone…
Joe Biden tripped on an electrical cord and pulled it out of the wall.
Too many Obamaphones being charged
Dean Winters had tickets to the game.
…was Bush’s fault!
Ray Lewis was conducting static electricity experiments in the locker room at half time — rubbing Niner’s fans on his head and sticking them to the ceiling.
The Heart of Gold passed by… their was a coverup for the whale and potted petunia that landed in the parking lot.
The Gauss busters crossed the streams.
….the subliminal mind control device malfunctioned.
…Joe was playing vending machine by sticking his trillion dollar coin in the outlets.
The real cause of the blackout during the Super Bowl… RACISTS!!!
Obama tried to cook a hot dog in the microwave and shorted it out because he forgot to remove the collar.
…Beyonce’s (sp?) horrible half-time show caused delayed Jewell heating in the stadium’s cheap, copper wiring and it finally melted.
…a coal plant producing power for the event had to shut down because of new environmental regulations.
11 rodney dill
Of course, you realize this is
impossibleimprobable.Obama wanted to set the new record for ‘most people in the Superdome without power’
42?
was to make the 49 team and fans feel more at home since they are used to rolling blackouts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7EGjaxhTWs……..Too many people watching the Skittles commercial. 🙁
…was someone started a 2nd line, but didn’t synchronize
It wasn’t just 220, 221, or whatever it takes…
….Clark Griswold finally got his Christmas lights working…
…Emmit Brown needed 1.21 Gigawatts… quick…
…it was a distraction so that IRS agents could sneak into your house and steal money from your wallet.
…following Obama’s lead, the stadium management decided they could just continue to use as much power as they wanted without regard for how much power was actually available.
…Electrician’s Union break.
@tomg51 – #24 – I hate when THAT happens.
…the censors thought they saw a boob, but it was just Biden
…at the Chevy Volts in the parking lot had to be charged sometime.
@Apostic, 19
Infinitely so.
….New Orleans didn’t get enough “Federal dolla’s” to pay the electric bill in full.
….49ers needed more time to revamp their game plan.
The youngest Harbaugh brother, Joe, was upset that his brothers got to coach teams in the Super Bowl but he didn’t. So he pulled the plug on the lights to teach them a lesson.
…..Looting.
…..goes back to the fact that restoring power after Katrina was a Government project. It was bound to fail at the least opportune time.
…was a reminder that it is Black History Month.
…. hey listen: one way or the other Belichick makes his presence known
… Bane!!
They ran out of terms to say are racist because they contain the word ‘black’.
…hurricane Katrina!
…. Johnny, in the control tower pulling the plug and saying “Just kidding!”
… George Bush, obviously
…tamales + Michelle = Bathroom Break = Ain’t nobody starting that game til I get some more toilet paper in here!!!
…Ray Lewis’s eye black was using steroids.
…scheduling mistake had Obama at the stadium for his Sunday skeet shoot.
… Joe Biden wanted to see what happened if he stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet. Let’s be fair : wouldn’t YOU like to see what would happen if Biden stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet?
…the lighting system had just had enough of the all those cheerfully gay, San Francisco fans.
… Chris Christie ate one cheeseburger too many and had to be defibrillated – that takes some serious spark.
The EverReady Bunny had one too many hurricanes!
@ CarolyntheMommy #38:
The Dome got Grontkowskied!
“. . . was Booosh!” says every Democrat.
“. . . was Joooos!” says: Chuck Hagel, Al Sharpton, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and heck, let’s face it, every Democrat who isn’t a Jew.
“. . . was those other two guys, not me!” says Ray Lewis.
“. . . was union labor” says every Republican.
“. . . had better not be mentioned at all in any discussion of whether New Orleans is a well-run city or you are a RAAACIST!!1!” says every liberal.
“. . . was the greedy 1% hogging up more than their fair share of the electricity” says every Occupooper.
” . . . absolutely, positively was NOT government-mandated requirements that at least 20% of electricity generated must come from a renewable source” says California’s moonbat-dominated government. Also, your electricity bill increased by 33% because the electric companies are all owned by greedy bastards. Renewal energy is amazingly wonderful and all-good, and capitalists are all-bad, K?
The sun went down and the wind stopped blowing.
I was working on a Chris Christie angle but CarolyntheSuperMommy beat me to it – fortunately.
I was just gonna say that “Chris Cristy sat down on a distribution panel while on his way to the fat man’s restroom to dump a load.” Yeah, I know.
…was the surge caused by all the Chevy volts being unplugged at the same time as their owners all left the stadium after the half time show…since if they drive a volt, they sure weren’t there for the football game
…was caused by a mischievous 6th grader with a potato and 2 wires hooking in
. . . the Solar Panels had to have a sunlamp installed, since the three car batteries had been exhaqusted.
. . .Biden had to go to the restroom, and disconnected himself from the Fuse Box and they needed someone with the correct resistance to fuse it and restart it.
. . . the FCC demanded a hurricane drill at that time.
Writer, do you have the feeling we haven’t seen the last of Chris Christie, unfortunately?
I’m in the mood for an inspired Frank J., Chris Christie, “Fatty Fatty Fat Fat” thread.
…New Orleans was depending on Solyndra to provide 34 minutes of power.
…more time for those $4,000,000,000.00=30 second ads.
Obama shot out the lights while skeet shooting
@Jimmy #58 – Chris Christie? R.O.U.S?* I don’t beleef dey exist.
Maybe we can pay Stewie to follow him around with a tuba.
*(Republican Of Unusual Size)
Jimmy, isn’t it difficult to see the last of him?
……Buffalo Wild Wings had to film a new commercial
…according to Kanye West, is that George Bush doesn’t care about blackouts.
…the hamster suffered a massive coronary and they didn’t have a backup.
…deep in the bowels of the Superdome a lonely janitor plugged in his toaster.
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