So, today is Earth Day. And I didn’t buy Earth a card.
Maybe we should all go buy Earth a card. Think of all the trees they’d have to cut down if everyone bought Earth a card.
But, how to deliver the cards? Easy. It’s for Earth, so anywhere outside will do.
At least, that’s my suggestion for celebrating Earth Day.
How will you celebrate Earth Day?
By turning on every light in the house, opening the windows with the heat on, burning a fire in the fireplace and spitting on Gaia. Actually I probably will just continue to ignore it like a do every year. Libs hate to be ignored.
I intend to recycle, by recycling my old hippie jokes.
“How many hippies does it take to take a shower?”
“Take a what?”
Go to the gas station and fill up my hugely inefficient 1968 model full sized Cadillac (the one the size of a small nation) and drive to the lake where I can cruise about in a power boat with twin outboard motors – you know, the kind with two cycle engines where you have to mix the oil and gasoline. I hope I don’t spill as much as I did last time.
Oh and I missed yesterdays meme so ……….“you g darned ^^^#@ing thieves! You Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.” (sorry my inner mom says I can’t talk like that so I had to edit. No offense).
@4 – Actually, that’s supposed to be just for my posts, so I don’t know how Basil feels about it.
Bacon to you for being sweet & thoughtful, though 🙂
I’ve had my house lights on since midnight. I am going to fire up the charcoal grill and sear some muscle tissue of dead cows. I am going to take a long, unnecessary drive. Unfortunately, I don’t have any old tires to burn, or R-12 to release into the atmosphere.
By littering and taking a two-hour shower.
Where I live, Earth day lasts until May 1st (May Day) and culminates in Earth-saving riots.
For 10 points, and a chance for a 5 point bonus question, name that place!
I’ll wait here…
I’m still waiting…
Ding ding ding ding ding! We have a winner (i.e., a loser):
SEATTLE!
Oooh, I’m sorry; your answer wasn’t in the form of a question. “What is: Seattle?”
I’ll celebrate Earth Day by calling the printer of Frank J.’s book, just after they have run off the first 500,000 copies, and tell them that there is an erratum on page 42 so they have to run off another 500,000 copies. On May Day I’ll repeat it with a different page.
actually it’s Industrial Revolution Day http://www.capitalismcenter.org/protech/Archives/IAD.htm
I will briefly turn off my lawn mowers that I keep running all winter long.
Earth Day has gotten so over-commercialized these days. So many people forget the true meaning of Earth Day. This is a day where one should gather with their family, friends and neighbors to share fellowship, enjoy all the earth has to offer, and together – in a spirit of joy and unity – punch hippies.
I’m going to celebrate Earth Day by expressing my dominance over the earth, in the form of mowing my lawn. And then I’m going to mow it a second time, just for fun (and also because it’s insanely long and it’ll take two passes to get it down to where it should be).
I am going to improperly dispose of some paint cans, illegally putting them in the regular garbage. Then I will put some styrofoam into the recycling bin. What a daredevil!
going outside and pissing.
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