In Florida, a sheriff’s deputy successfully wrestled a seven-foot alligator on a middle-school campus as students were leaving for the day.
Guess they need a bigger “No Alligators” sign.
In Florida, a sheriff’s deputy successfully wrestled a seven-foot alligator on a middle-school campus as students were leaving for the day.
Guess they need a bigger “No Alligators” sign.
To make matters worse – this was a Jihadi reptile!
Alli-akbar.
The alligator was a part of Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” youth exercise program.
***Breaking Headlines***
Austin, Texas nuked by North Korea!
Deplorable alligator attacks follow! Details at 11:00.
Alligator attacks Obama on golf course, saved by Tiger. Michelle lost in the Woods while eating spud.
PETA immediately condemned the action, calling the alligator an “unregistered student.”
Mayor of Austin TX: Holy underwear! Kim Jung-Un threatening Austin! Innocent women and children may be blown to bits! We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!