Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…
toy otas.
My proctologist is turning in his finger gun.
…their teaching certificates.
…any remaining shred of common sense.
…your man-card.
…your nads!
…any remaining remnants of the Constitution.
…all of your nerf gun refills.
…your entire supply of Super Soaker ammunition.
Pencils:
http://www.fox43tv.com/dpps/news/local/boy-who-held-pencil-like-gun-suspended_6109580
Toy guns are gateway toys to a life of crime
…your residency credentials as you move out of state
Your Pop-Tarts.
…Founding Father-inspired documents
… Aladin-style carpets (unless pilot licenses can be provided)
… toy medical kits (unless IRS employee status can be confirmed)
… rubber or latex gloves (unless IRS employee status can be confirmed)
… singing birthday cards (unless you can show an RIAA royalty payment schedule)
… unused carbon credits
…your neighbor for Thought crime.
…..your ricin stash.
… candy cigarettes and root beer.
…the direction of any other state and run as fast as you can.
…disgust and walk away shaking your head.
…your request for free condoms and morning after pills.
a signed blank check.
.. your parents for allowing you to have such evil objects in the first place, to ensure your continued advancement in the Youth Corps.
…to a pumpkin at midnight, since we clearly think we’re in some sort of fairy tale.
…all foodstuffs not currently approved by the State of California and/or your local Municipal Government, School Board and Gladys Kravitz, along with any and all tobacco products, even candy cigarettes and/or bubblegum cigars.
your toy American citizenship
your Jewish neighbors.
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Pop tarts
Carbs
Ballots.
…any of your neighbors kids that have toy guns.
…Anonymiss’s Walther PK380-shaped cookies.
For Corruption of Minors, school administrators that promote gambling in innocent young children by encouraging the children to turn in their cheap toys for a ‘chance’ on a bike.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…
… Any shred of dignity you might have had.
… Anyone who might disagree with you regarding guns because they are obviously dangerous and might spread their foul dirty wrong-think to others.
… jacks, rubber bands, pea shooters, Conservatives, Independents…
…the person(s) who gave it to you
…your parents tax returns for the last 10 years, just kidding, they already have them
…A list of the TV and Internet news sites your parents prefer to watch
…your Tony Hawk t-shirts and Levis in exchange for a black 2-piece school uniform complete with a snazzy red arm band!
… a map of your house highlighting where Dad’s gun safe is, and noting when he’s at work
…your computer, TV Phone, radio and any other source of “uncontrolled” information that is clouding your “education” in your friendly government school
… the direction of Mecca
…your head and cough.
…in any of your neighbors kids that have toy guns.
(correcting 31)
your Dr. Seuss copy of the Bill of Rights.
the east, and start walking until you hit Arizona.
Anything Hello Kitty-related, which we all know is a gateway drug.
…all chemistry sets for kids. Don’t be making bömbs, now!
The pop tart I bit into the shape of an AR 15.
My Rice Krispy treat SAW (machine gun).
My 4 layer chocolate cake/buttercream icing Remington shot gun.
You turn those in to me, seanmahair. I’ll give you bacon for them!
…-to the skid as you speed away from California.
…your green card, you just passed the liberals citizenship test.
…your GED exam because you just passed stupid.
…your copy of Eats, Shoots and Leaves.
…that AR 15 that an angry seanmahair just bit into the shape of a Pop Tart.
…your little boys suit vest, but only if you are Muslim.
…any unspent bang bangs and pow pows from your childhood.
…splittable atoms from other toys in your attic.
. . . to the parking lot for a nearby sporting goods store, buy a baseball bat, and use it to hold a conversation with the school’s principal.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…
…That Glock you got strapped to your leg for backup.
…your monopoly money.
…your imaginary friend Harvey.
…that inflatable doll you have in the back of the closet. You know, the one named “Linda”.
…your toy ammunition and toy large capacity magazines.
…Buzz Lightyear and Woody.
…all your 24oz cups, salt shakers, of Hell, just give them everything and see what they let you have back.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…the copies of “The Communist Manifesto” that California schools have been issuing to students since 1968.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…the hall pass pad you swiped off Mrs. Gardner’s desk when we were in 8th grade. That’s right I’m talking to you, Frank!
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…the Pop Tart you munched into the shape of a gun.
A California school is holding a toy gun buyback. You should also turn in…the lunch ladies for manufacturing and distributing assault weapons without a permit.
your copy of NEA: Propaganda Front of the Radical Left by Sally D. Reed. This is your one chance.
…. your children, and have them charged as accessories and for possession.
…your childhood.
For bacon I’d make a 357 Magnum out of Swiss Cake roll, Marshmallow sauce, licorice and Ganache.
…bent sticks, bananas, and anything else that children could play with as a gun.
Legos, so no one makes a toy gun with them.
pointed sticks. Also, any fresh fruit that’s lying about.
…your application to transfer to a charter school.
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