[High Praise! to seanmahair for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
[High Praise! to seanmahair for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
…the AMA is going to use the NRA to peddle lobotomies.
… the players won’t cooperate unless ObamaCare outlaws paternity tests!
…he will still be 2 for 22
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
I thought he was already using the NSA to push…oh NBA, sorry, my bad.
it will be a tall order.
does that mean the owners get to write off those salaries on their taxes?
I don’t think I can handle LeBron talking about my prostate.
…free birth control and abortions will bankrupt the system.
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
…it will like putting catsup (ketchup) on a turd sandwich.
…it still won’t be read.
…it wouldn’t impress me much. Now if he got NASCAR to peddle Obamacare, that would impress me. It’d still suck, but I would be impressed.
…he will have to appoint Joey Crawford to head up the Death Panel – the resulting calls will be uneven at best.
…dribbling will be covered for old people. (rimshot!)
…it’d be a slam dunk… up his ass.
Then I want Chris ‘Birdman’ Andersen to push for medicare to cover how I too can be turned into a bird…..
Peddle it? I thought “It’s the Law”.
. . . Congress will have to approve funding to teach NBA players to speak English
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
then maybe he can get Taco Bell to peddle immigration reform.
…12 step programs will be allowed, just like the pros get.
…well guys, the good news is no more hand checks, but the pick and roll will take it’s place.
…defibrillators will be powered only when Dr J does a windmill dunk.
…your wife’s sonogram will be done by former Seattle Supersonics using an etch a sketch so the cost only doubles.
…expect to spend a lot of time on the waiting room bench (white) guys, maybe you should just quit and move to Spain.
…it will pave the way for him to use the Screen Actors’ Guild to push his foreign policy.
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
…The NBA, Referee Union, Owners, Players Association, etc will be exempt from any IRS audits for up to 10 years.
…he can also use MS-13 members to peddle immigration reform.
…then the NBA should use Obama to peddle tatoos, domestic abuse and gun violence.
…he should at least acknowledge it’s only because they leave enough baby mamas in their wake that they support it.
…the players will be able to take it off their court ordered public service time.
…Joe Biden said it would be a Grand Slam Home Run.
… Someone should tell him that Dr. J has no medical training.
… Someone should tell Michelle to stop travelling.
… Someone should tell John Roberts to stop trying to redefine penalty shots as “taxes.”
… The Gay NBA Player should peddle the individual mandate.
… The Washington Generals would be the perfect team to represent it.
If President Obama Uses the NBA to Help Peddle Obamacare…
Then the NBA is as useless as Obama…
Oh, nevermind…..
… There will be a two-year wait at basketball clinics.
… He might explain that one involves a swish and a bunch of foul lines – – – and so does the other.
… It’ll be as close as he ever gets to getting an MBA to support it.
…nobody will be surprised.
…seanmahair will try and get Spongebob Squarepants to do her dishes.
…Jason Collins will get called for palming the ball, you will be called homophobic for not having a crossover move.
…the entire league will suffer career ending injuries trying to pronounce healthcare.
… He’ll probably have to drop that “At a certain point, you’ve made enough money” and “You’ve gotta spread the wealth around” stuff when they’re sharing the podium.
… He’ll only need the support of 316 million other Americans.
… Sudden Death panels will not be far off.
… He might win the Nobel Prize for bringing these warring teams together. What? Oh. . . Well, he’ll really have earned it, this time.
… The debate will be over. Nobody, but nobody, argues with NBA players on the constitutionality of 2,000-page medical / insurance legislation that involves government takeover of student loans for some reason.
…The Entire Bill is going to be translated into Ebonics, that much is for sure….
… what-with The Free Pamphlets on every seat in all the venues, these things will be clogging landfills very shortly.
Then,… you’ll have Green Peace and Friends of The Earth pissed-off at you…
…Look for O/Care Waivers for all fans & their families, NBA employees likewise, vendors and advertiser’s families and blood relations to follow in very short order……
….every three-pointer will be followed by a Positive O/Care Comment,… there on the scoreboard….
,,,,Every player displaying that little ‘O’ thingie, [on their uniforms] you know, the one that’s red, white and blue, gets a voucher good for Lifetime Congressional health care benefits for the wearer. Their families get likewise, if they give testimonials during commercials…..
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… Eric Holder will gain a new nickname: “Season Ticket” Holder.
… All players will be allowed by the TSA to sit in the cockpit with Captain Over.
…. “Give & Go” will be the new motto for Obamacare.
… and dominating the court will be the new metaphor for Obamacare.
While that would make the NBA slightly more watchable, I still couldn’t bring myself to watch it — at least while both my legs still work.
… everyone in the country will be “foul”ed.
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
then NBA players will have to use the healthcare provided be Obamacare.
If President Obama uses the NBA to help peddle Obamacare…
it will put a lot of potentially hard working future Americans out of work.
…Jack Nicholson will have front row seats for your next delivery.
…he’ll first have to get doctors to tell you to take medical advice from a semi-literate pothead with gang tats on his neck.
…the coaches can honestly expect us to give 110% every time we have to pay our bill.
…expect the quote “Basketball court, Supreme Court, whatever, you lost now go sign up or else pay your fine”.
…out, Jerry West as the NBA logo. In, John Roberts, even though it looks a lot like a poodle.
…then America is going to ride the sucker right out of town.
…then for a few dollars more, you can bribe your own death panel and live.
… the Death Panels will be manned by the NHL.
…he’ll have to grant the NBA exemptions from it first.
…it will go completely unnoticed and unreported like everything else questionable that he has done.
…it’ll be completely fine and welcomed by the left wing media…after all, it’s not like it’s Bush using the NBA to sell the invasion of Iraq….now THAT would be a scandal!
That means all the players gets their steroids and other goodies free and their test are always clean.
@37 Won’t they have to expand the court to 10 so they can have a game?
it will only affect people taller than 6′ 6”
…me may be able to cure his dribbling
…he may be able to cure his dribbling
(corrected)
…the first ad will be Kobe giving proctology exams to people saying, “Kobe, I’m open.”
Maybe the players will start to take advantage of the taxpayer-funded abortions and free contraceptives, and there will be fewer players with multiple families. But then again, probably not.
………..I thought his highness the emperor of basketball said he was going to use the NBA to PIMP obamacare. Sorry, my bad.
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#26 I wouldn’t let Spongbob in my house much less touch anything I’d ever want to eat from. I like cartoons, I’ve watched them for years but Spongpant Squarebob is drek, drivel and nauseatingly, drool inducingly stupid.