[High Praise! to The Daily Rash]
President Obama Awards Himself the Presidential Medal of Freedom
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

….but then he heard freedom wasn’t free so he gave it back.
this isn’t satire, it is a premature leak of the press release
Just wait until he gives himself a presidential pardon just before he leaves office. Just in case.