In Baltimore, 2 armed men held up a UPS truck and made off with a number of packages.
Apparently the armed-robbery equivalent of Google’s “I’m feeling lucky” button.
In Baltimore, 2 armed men held up a UPS truck and made off with a number of packages.
Apparently the armed-robbery equivalent of Google’s “I’m feeling lucky” button.
None of us wants to be defined by just one part of what makes us whole.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Oct. 10, 2009
“That’s why I complain about righties being bitter AND clingy.”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
To save treatment costs on mental patients, hospitals…
It’s been a few days. You’ve had time to recover. Somewhat.

Now that the mess is all cleaned up … or at least pushed aside so it’s not completely in the way … let’s share our Christmases. I want to know what you got for Christmas.
I’ll start.
I got time with the children, and with my grandson.
My son and his wife live in Brunswick, in coastal Georgia, about 20 minutes from his mother (X1). He worked every day but Sunday and Christmas, and I managed to spend some time with him, but not a lot. They were doing the thing where you spend one evening with one branch of family, another with a different branch, and so on.
My daughter, her husband, and son live near Boston, where my son-in-law is now attending business school. He’s a former Army officer. They are spending the holidays (Solstice, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, New Year’s Day, St. Basil’s Day, the Epiphany, and whatever else is going on) in southeast Georgia. I drove over last week and spent several days there. I haven’t had the opportunity to spend much time with my youngest grandson. He was born in Germany last year when his father was stationed there. I had the chance to visit when he was only a couple of weeks old. I saw him in July at my birthday when they moved back stateside. They’ve been in the Boston area since then, and this was the first face-to-face visit since the summer.
He was a little wary, and always clung to “Mama” and “Dada” when I approached. It wasn’t just me. He did his grandmother (X1) the same way sometimes, too. After a couple of days, though, he didn’t mind me holding him. And, the day after Christmas, when his mother and father wanted to go to the movies, he and his Papa got to spend some time together. We took turns pushing his stroller, walked around the mall for a while, shared a sandwich, and played Talking Tom on the iPhone. He likes it when Tom screams after you punch him in the foot.
After taking him back to his Granny’s house, we played for a little longer. When it got to be late, I said my goodbyes … he told his parents and grandmother “bye bye” and walked to the door with me. That was heartwarming and heartbreaking at the same time. The next day, his other grandparents were driving down to St. Simons, and they certainly deserve to spend time with him without my gumming up the works. So, that concluded the Glynn County portion of the trip.
Afterwards, I thought back on the time I got to spend with him, with the children, and with the rest of the family. I smiled, but then uttered the words that are often happy words, but on that day, seemed so sad: “Siri, drive home.”
I had a good Christmas.
Now, tell me about yours.
Scientists have developed a new robotic “muscle”, a thousand times more powerful than a human muscle.
I’ll guessing this’ll be the next thing Obama tries using to cram Obamacare down our throats.
Dak Kopec, director of design for human health at Boston Architectural College, told The Atlantic that living in tiny, 250 square foot apartments in New York City can lead to increased claustrophobia, domestic abuse, and alcoholism.
Or, as the Irish call it – “homey”.
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Conservative Celebrity Says Hateful Things
Not NSFW, exactly, but since it discusses some things that liberals AREN’T offended by, it mentions things that are… let’s just call it “unsavory”.
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#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
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Michael Morell, a member of President Obama’s task force on surveillance, said the NSA’s phone surveillance program should be expanded to include emails in order to “stop the next 9/11”.
Yes, let’s give more unchecked power to the group that failed to stop the first 4/15.
I mentioned a this past week that I was watching the classic Doctor Who episodes. Harvey asked me to let him know if I found any redeeming qualities in them. After watching Season One, I’ll give my impressions and perhaps answer his question.
I mentioned that I was only able to watch some episodes, since not all are available.
Turns out there are more of those than I thought. Hulu carries many episodes from the first season, but some episodes are missing from their lineup. Some, Hulu just doesn’t carry (not sure why, but there’s probably a good reason). Some simply no longer exist, after the tapes were destroyed. But, it seems, the Doctor Who world (that is, the shows legions of fans, not Gallifrey) won’t let a silly thing like episodes not existing stop them.
Here’s the deal. While Hulu carries 23 episodes from Season One, a total of 42 were made. Of those remaining 19 episodes, 10 exist, and 9 are lost/destroyed. But, I’ve watched them all. Kind of.
Turns out that DailyMotion has a lot of episodes available, including those missing-from-Hulu ten from Season One, plus two others that were reanimated by the BBC; those look like some of the Japanese cartoons you’ll see on Adult Swim. That left seven missing episodes. Some fans have obtained the audio (the videos were destroyed, but audio tracks still exist) and made movies using stills from the missing episodes.
All that means I’ve now watched all 42 episodes from Season One.
To answer Harvey’s question, I’m not sure if there are redeeming qualities. But, I find the show oddly appealing. It’s a little silly at times, cheaply made like most TV from that era, particularly British shows. Some shows are played for laughs, others try to be serious.
One of the criticisms I read of The Reign of Terror series was that it expected the viewer to know some actual history about the French Revolution. And any show that treats the audience as if they’re at least half-way intelligent can’t be all bad.
In the first season, I learned why the TARDIS always looks like a Police Call box (the thingy that makes it change appearances to blend in with its surrounding broke after it landed in 1963 London), saw the Doctor’s first encounter with the Daleks (I still they they look silly, with the plumber’s helper coming out the front), heard him give a full name for himself (“John Smith,” but he wasn’t serious), and learned that the Aztecs spoke with British accents.
Redeeming qualities? Other than expecting the audience to have a little bit of sense, there’s not much. But that, in and of itself, is head and shoulders above just about everything you see on TV today.
I’ll watch at least another season of cheesy episodes. But, unless you really want to hear about it, I’ll keep the reviews to myself.
For now, excuse me. I have a TARDIS to catch.
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Why do I have the feeling that Frank has done at LEAST half of these things to his cats? – in the name of SCIENCE!, of course…
Scientists have successfully applied an electrical current to people’s brains to erase memories of distressing events.
Cool. Now I just need to wire myself to the Hoover Dam to purge my ObamaMemories.
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President Obama’s Cold Holiday Secret – Revealed!
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