It’s only Rock N Roll…

20131223-080358.jpgWhile traveling this weekend, I was flipping around the radio, and ran across SiriusXM 26, which is normally classic rock from the ’60s and ’70s, but was dedicated to the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame this weekend.

I had heard there was question in some minds about a few of this year’s inductees, but I didn’t bother with it. Seriously, what does it matter?

Until I was alone in a car for over five hours listening to some radio station telling me why these people deserved to be in the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Now, it is my mission in life to see that place razed, paved over, and an Indian casino put up in its place.

I do not claim to be an expert in rock music. Yes, I was a radio DJ in the 1970s, but that speaks more about my age than anything else. And it’s that age thing that sorta matters. I was around then. I’m not being told what music was like and what the world was like. I was there.

When you look at the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame bio of Cat Stevens, it speaks of his bravery in converting to Islam. So, I guess they’ll be inducting Muhammed Ali soon? Born as Steven Demetre Georgiou, Cat Stevens did have some hits in the ’70s, but I wouldn’t call “Oh, Very Young,” “Morning Has Broken,” or “Peace Train” rock anthems. Hippie music, sure, but that doesn’t mean it’s rock n roll.

And, sure, it wasn’t a popular thing for a Roman Catholic-raised child of a Greek Orthodox and a Baptist (or anyone, for that matter) to convert to Islam around the time the Ayatollah Khomeini was putting together his return to Iran, Cat Stevens did that, taking the name Yusef Islam (which translates to Joe Moslem). But what’s that got to do with the music? It didn’t suddenly make “Moon Shadow” a rock song.

And Peter Gabriel? Seriously? Even the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame had a harder time coming up with a bio for him. So, they talked about other stuff:

The epic song “Biko” directly inspired the Artists Against Apartheid movement as he spearheaded the Amnesty International A Conspiracy Of Hope and Human Rights Now tours.

See. They shoulda just chucked Nelson Mandela in a hole in the ground and spent the entire ceremony playing Peter Gabriel songs.

Now, I will grant that his music is more rock that Joe Moslem’s, but putting him in the Hall of Fame? That’s like putting Mario Mendoza in baseball’s Hall of Fame. The real one, not the one in Mexico.

And, speaking of Mexico, it seems that her album of Mexican music was enough to grant Linda Ronstadt admission to the Hall of Fame.

I remember playing a lot of her hit singles in the 1970s. That list includes…
“You’re No Good”
“When Will I Be Loved”
“Heat Wave”
“The Tracks of My Tears”
“That’ll Be the Day”
“It’s So Easy”
“Poor Poor Pitiful Me”
“Tumblin’ Dice”
“Back in the U.S.A.”
“Ooh Baby Baby”
“Just One Look”

All cover versions of songs made famous by others. Which means that the band playing down at the Holiday Inn has a chance for induction next year.

I think I’ve calmed down now. I’ll worry about more important things now.

Until I get back in the car to head home, and turn on the radio. Then I’ll be ticked off again.

Even John Candy Couldn’t Make This Funny

After spending $300 million on its Obamacare exchange, Oregon has signed up… 44 people.

I’m not saying that’s a waste of money, but even Montgomery Brewster is shaking his head in disbelief on this one.

More Obama Selfies

[High Praise! to The People’s Cube]

Why Spend Health Care Money on Health Care?

AccessHealthCT, the quasi-public state agency that runs Connecticut’s Obamacare exchange, spent nearly $75,000 to commission three murals.

Ya know, it doesn’t seem so outrageous when you stop to consider it’s still cheaper than the deductable on the Obamacare bronze plan.

Link of the Day: Satire – Obama On Military Cuts: If You Like Your Job, You Can Keep It

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Obama On Military Cuts: If You Like Your Job, You Can Keep It

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lolbama! Part 166

Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


From Smilin’ Jack:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From AT:

From dneff:

From James:

From Travelwise42 of Wise Up:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


Travelwise42, for sitting all the way through “Dave” and not repressing it.


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

100% of Doctors Will Participate in… Something

A new report shows that 70% of doctors in California will refuse to participate in Obamacare.

Who’ll treat patients, then? The other 30% are already booked solid as Obama photo-op props.

Killer Rabbit Slippers

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You don’t want another pair of tired brown corduroy shufflers to roam around in. You want to slide your weary feet into the most foul, cruel and bad-tempered piece of footwear you ever set eyes on – the Killer Bunny Slippers.

Known throughout Camelot as the fearsome Rabbit of Caerbannog, it may look like a relatively innocuous fluffy critter with a flappy little gaping mouth but we warn you it’s got a vicious streak a mile wide. It’s a killer! He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

Plant your feet in his warm, plush belly and you become the master of this wicked creature. Now you can keep your toes toasty and strike fear into all those who cross your path.

Thinking about buying them? GET ON WITH IT!
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Super-Awesome Robot Spider!

Normally I wouldn’t even click on a video like this, because – as makers of 10-minute videos are completely unaware – it’s almost impossible to be interesting for 10 minutes without a script.

Well, no script here, but it doesn’t matter because ROBOT SPIDER!


[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #472,472)

But if you’re some kind of weirdo who gets bored with all the geek-talk and just wants to see the spider move, skip to the 6 minute mark.

Collaborator

MSNBC’s Brian Shactman asked a Democratic Congresswoman on supporting Obamacare, “what are we doing to get that message out there a little more?”

Well, going on MSNBC to get the word out – that’s about as little as it gets.

Link of the Day: If Obama Ran a Restaurant

[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]

Dinner At The Whopper Hut

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Best 30 Quotes of 2013

John Hawkins has a list of the best 30 quotes from 2013, and I made the list.

Hey, what happens though if I say something really quotable between now and the end of the year?

Trust No One

[High Praise! to I Can Has Cheezburger]

Boys In Afghanistan Glad They’re Not in Compton

Rapper Kanye West said that performing on stage is “like being in a war or something”.

So… he constantly worries that his local security force is going to open fire on him?

Your Rose: The Bloom Is Off It