Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
He’ll order armed troops into Nevada
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
he’ll hold his breath.
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
he’ll give them such a pinch!
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
he’s taking his ball and going home.
…he “would have to taunt them a second time.”
…suffer the dire consequences! Muhwahahaha!
… or else he could leave them there, if he wants.
…he would get angry, and they wouldn’t like it if he got angry…
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
he’ll order Putin up to his room without his supper.
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
they might be considered “Undocumented Ukrainians.”
he’ll be forced to challenge Putin to a dance competition.
. . . he’s telling! He’s totally gonna tell!
..he will arm the Ukrainians with the ‘ Biden model’ shotgun!
@11 Cookies to Frank J. ! 🙂 What kind do you like?
…no tapioca pudding for dessert!
… he’ll give Putin unplayable CDs of Bammy and Mooch speeches.
…the U.S. will lock out Putin’s Cuban twitter account.
…the U.S. will be forced to make more concessions.
He’ll turn up his angry rhetoric to ’11’
…his handlers might put even more peanut butter on his gums before he has to speak in front of cameras.
…the Mexicans might think open borders applied to the US.
…he just might visit a Ukrainian 7-11 and not speak with a Ukrainian accent.
…after the next mid-terms Obama would be more flummoxible, flippable, and flappable, but not one iota more flexible.
…He would wax Wroth! Everyone knows that Wroth hates to be waxed.
…he would tell Dr. Jill on them.
… he’ll make a really terrible, awful joke about playing chicken with Kiev.
… the Ukraine girls will really knock him out, and leave the West behind. Moscow girls will make him scream and shout that Georgia’s on his m-m-m-m-m-“mind.”
(a little Kerry-oke from the Sec of State)
… he’ll make a really terrible, awful joke about playing chicken with Kiev.
… the Ukraine girls will really knock him out, and leave the West behind. Moscow girls will make him scream and shout that Georgia’s on his m-m-m-m-m-“mind.”
(a little Kerry-oke from the Sec of State)
Whoops! Sorry about the double.
…he would tell John Kerry’s wife to impose a ketchup freeze for Russia. “No ketchup for your hot dogs and borscht, dude! Take that, Putty-put!”
Joe Biden warned Russia to pull back its troops from Ukraine, or else…
He’ll appoint himself Vice President to Russian and apply all his brilliance to making Putin look as good as Biden has made Obama look.
… He will become angry and be forced to send them a strongly worded letter explaining how angry he is… In crayon
Michelle Obama will be placed in charge of the Russian Army’s lunch menu.
… he’ll tell the muslim world that Russian soldiers are all U.S. ambassadors.
He’ll go out on a balcony and fire his shotgun in the air.
He’ll fire a round through the door.
He’ll move to Moscow.
He’ll see that the Obamas move to Moscow.
He’ll have Hillary move to Moscow.
Just wait ’til your father gets home, Biden will tell him how naughty you’ve been.
… He will tweet something in all caps, with more than the necessary number of exclamation points!
…he’ll have the name changed to Our-kraine and everybody have to share it.
…then he hesitated and asked his aide, “Is this about Bob Ukraine from Hogan’s Heroes? I thought he was dead.”