Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Obama line that got the most laughs at the White House correspondents’ dinner…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Obama line that got the most laughs at the White House correspondents’ dinner…
…Fool you once shame on me. Fool you twice shame on you.
…My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
…was “trust me”.
@2: You beat me to it.
… “I’m going to work with Congress to… [interruption: laughter]… what?”
… “c’mon, would I lie to you?”
…what? Sorry, I missed it – watched reruns of “Bob’s Burgers” instead…
@4: or: … “I’m going to work… [interruption: laughter]… what?”
… “laugh convincingly or I’ll sick the IRS on you.”
… “hey, since I’m here, how about I take unscripted questions?” [Laughter] “Yeah, I didn’t believe me, either.”
…”if you like your plan, you can keep your plan.”
“…President Biden.”
“…you can always trust Hillary Clinton to do the right thing.”
“…how about that one size fits all school lunch thing michelle pranked the schools with? april fool!”
“… it’s time for dessert, and if you like your flan, you can keep your flan.”
…was “If I had a cattle, it would look a lot like Cliven Bundy’s cattle…”
…was “It’s simply not true that Putin’s penis is larger than mine!”
…when introducing Olympian Jamie Anderson it became apparent he thought snowboarding was just waterboarding with cocaine.
. . . was “people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.”
… “the one who laughs the loudest will get the honor of literally licking my boots… well, loafers, actually”
“…and then I bowled an 82!”
… if you don’t laugh at my jokes, you will be reassigned to Benghazi.
“Let me be clear…”
…”as President, I don’t get to play golf or go on vacation as much as I would like…”
…”I sincerely believe Joe Biden is the most intelligent person to hold the office of Vice President.”
…remember when I took the oath of office with my hand on the Bible ROFLMAO
…and remember to tip your waitresses.
…Hey, is that a tax hike in my pocket or am I glad to see you?
…Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look. At. Me. Now laugh. Keep looking at me but laugh. Man, I’m funny!
…Take my wife. Please.
…Vaguely human and somewhat feminine, either that’s an orangutan or Hillary just had her hair done.
“Would you buy a used car from me?”
“… and God Bless America.”
Cheers
“this will be the most transparent administration ev…. ahhh, who am I kidding?!”